imeeji_frontstage | BASKETBALL BETTING LIVE

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BASKETBALL BETTING LIVE

Who: Wifi and you!
Where: AT THE GYM
When: BEFORE PPP

[Wifi is out at the gym, uniform on and basketball in hand. HE IS SERIOUS TODAY.]

I've had a bunch of you guys talk about wanting to learn and play basketball. Well, this is your chance, I'm just gonna take care of you guys all in one go. I'll do a quick lesson on how to play for anyone that shows up in the next hour. Just so you know, guns are normally not involved so don't even think about it.

I'll make it a live, too! I'm not gonna promote drunk basketball so instead this'll be a betting live. I will bet you a point that I'll beat you. It's only a point because I will absolutely beat every single one of you. Every memory of my life is basketball, you'll have .0001% chance of you winning against me.

But I'll also bet you 50 points to see if you can impress me or if you can beat your first opponent.

Don't forget to stretch your muscles and hydrate! Give it your all, you only have a 0% of winning if you give up!!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I didn't start until my second year of middle school...

[STARES.

AT.

THE.

BALL.]

Hatched from a basketball and then your mysterious handlers tried ta raise ya as normally as possible, never exposing you to the sport directly and avoided mentioning it for years for fear that it would Activate ya as a Basketball Superweapon. How could they not have taken inta account that schools have PE curriculums...

[?!?!?!?!]

Why does everyone keep assuming I have superpowers...

100% basketball...

[poing. honestly just seems to be fidgeting restlessly. poing poing. shoots--a 3... not a three-pointer, he just rolled a 3 with two dice so that just goes extremely wide...]

Eh...