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imeeji_frontstage2020-11-01 09:31 pm
intimitation) wrote in imeeji_frontstage2020-11-01 09:31 pm
BASKETBALL BETTING LIVE
Who: Wifi and you!
Where: AT THE GYM
When: BEFORE PPP
[Wifi is out at the gym, uniform on and basketball in hand. HE IS SERIOUS TODAY.]
I've had a bunch of you guys talk about wanting to learn and play basketball. Well, this is your chance, I'm just gonna take care of you guys all in one go. I'll do a quick lesson on how to play for anyone that shows up in the next hour. Just so you know, guns are normally not involved so don't even think about it.
I'll make it a live, too! I'm not gonna promote drunk basketball so instead this'll be a betting live. I will bet you a point that I'll beat you. It's only a point because I will absolutely beat every single one of you. Every memory of my life is basketball, you'll have .0001% chance of you winning against me.
But I'll also bet you 50 points to see if you can impress me or if you can beat your first opponent.
Don't forget to stretch your muscles and hydrate! Give it your all, you only have a 0% of winning if you give up!!
Where: AT THE GYM
When: BEFORE PPP
[Wifi is out at the gym, uniform on and basketball in hand. HE IS SERIOUS TODAY.]
I've had a bunch of you guys talk about wanting to learn and play basketball. Well, this is your chance, I'm just gonna take care of you guys all in one go. I'll do a quick lesson on how to play for anyone that shows up in the next hour. Just so you know, guns are normally not involved so don't even think about it.
I'll make it a live, too! I'm not gonna promote drunk basketball so instead this'll be a betting live. I will bet you a point that I'll beat you. It's only a point because I will absolutely beat every single one of you. Every memory of my life is basketball, you'll have .0001% chance of you winning against me.
But I'll also bet you 50 points to see if you can impress me or if you can beat your first opponent.
Don't forget to stretch your muscles and hydrate! Give it your all, you only have a 0% of winning if you give up!!
Re: TALK TO WIFI
[He says fussily. He does an underhanded backwards toss into the net like a showoff, and goes to retrieve it.]
Re: TALK TO WIFI
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Well, no point tryin' ta turn over details during a Live.
[Idly tries to steal the ball]