memories!

[filetofish]

Who: memory exhibitionists and voyeurs
Where: the hotel lobby
When: Day 31, evening

Comments

Re: Memory Tag-Team Duel

[artificialinelegance]

Jesus christ, dude. A+ for style, F for holy fucking shit you absolutely made someone have a heart attack with that shit.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Too bad for them. If they can't get up to my level, then they should just stop playing.

[artificialinelegance]

You like attacked the audience with a hologram they ain't even playin'.


...Also that was Anubis' friend y'were actually playin' against, so you better not have given him a heart attack.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm sure he's fine.

[He has no fucking idea]

What are you? The fun police?

[artificialinelegance]

Yes, Intensity. I, professional fun haver, am th' fun police. I'm here t'prevent you from havin' fun th' only way you know how, by doin' whatever th' fuck rich boy shit this is.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I believe the word you're looking for is marketing.

[artificialinelegance]

Yeah! Marketin'.

It was a good pitch at least, I guess.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You guess?!

That was a fan-fucking-tastic pitch. I bet we were rolling in sales after that.

[artificialinelegance]

Yes, Intensity, we get it. You're like, the smartest person in the world and the best at inventin' ground breakin' technology that you apparently just use for nerd shit. Speakin' of, did y'get that thing I sent ya?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Can you be a little more specific?

[artificialinelegance]

I only sent you one thing. It was a nanomachine.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[[Nope, I completely missed that. My bad]]

Did you?

Well look who's my new favorite person~

[artificialinelegance]

Man, you sure know how to make me immediately regret a decision. Do y'even actually mean that?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you implying that I'm insincere? Rude.

[artificialinelegance]

You got a whole unit of cute assholes that oughta be your faves before me, that's all I'm sayin'.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then 24 hours of favoritism, starting now.

[artificialinelegance]

Yeah? What's Intensity-brand favouritism buy me?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Humoring you putting a request in my gadget queue. Any techno-thing missing in Muerte's life right now?

[artificialinelegance]

Intensity I am literally a robot. I am th' techno-thing people need in they lives.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? You can't even think of a single upgrade?

[Laughs]

Okay, that's fair. I'd same the same if I were in your shoes.

[artificialinelegance]

See? See?

...Yo, you could totally upgrade me though, couldn't you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Absolutely. I can build all kinds of shit with these bullshit technomagic powers.

The installation would have to be the old fashioned way though.

[artificialinelegance]

Eh, gettin' worked on again sounds fun. It's kinda like gettin' a haircut?

A really invasive haircut.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did your previous technicians allow you to choose your hairstyle?

[artificialinelegance]

My techs? Yeah. My owners? Not really.