memories!

[filetofish]

Who: memory exhibitionists and voyeurs
Where: the hotel lobby
When: Day 31, evening

Comments

Re: Memory Tag-Team Duel

[grandschemed]

Honestly don't know what I was expectin' but it ain't that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Really? I'm not surprised at all. Goes with my branding.

[grandschemed]

Maybe I'm not surprised about that bit but you seemed real dramatic about... Video games?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Excuse me! CARD games!

[grandschemed]

See? That's exactly what I mean.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It comes with a dragon. A fucking dragon!

[WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW COOL THIS IS?]

[grandschemed]

I'm not sayin' it ain't cool but it's all fake, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's holographic technology, yes. Of my own design.

Solid Vision.

[grandschemed]

You're really into all that tech shit, huh?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That "tech shit" is what is going to improve our quality of life here without having to rely on the producers.

[grandschemed]

I'm not sayin' it can't. I was trying to give ya a compliment, pal.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then maybe don't call it shit, pal.

Fuck, who even uses that word? Awful.

[grandschemed]

Just the way I talk, buddy. Y'know, I don't see anythin'in that advanced in my memories.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did you even have technology? Or are we talking feudal times for you?

[grandschemed]

Haw? I'm not from some caveman era! I remember... phones and cars and TV but ain't none of it like the stuff in your memory.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So everything basic and boring, hmmm. Looks like your world suffers from not having me in it~

[grandschemed]

I dunno about boring. Last memory I broadcast had some guy talkin' about his blood chub for me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What the fuck is a blood chub?

[grandschemed]

A hard-on for kickin' my ass?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

With your disposition, I can at least sympathize with the latter.

Did you kick the shit out of him, too?

[grandschemed]

'Course. Not like he didn't fight back, though -- guy had a knife, and a mean streak to him.

He as actually askin' for an ass-kickin' in return, though. He was psyched by the end.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And you sound so pleased.

[Said regardless of whether Oni sounds pleased or not]

[grandschemed]

I mean, yeah. It was a good fight, and the guy was weird as hell but I kinda admire the balls on him.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So that's your bar? Pretty low if you ask me.

[grandschemed]

[ snorts ]

Well, 'pparently not. He was tougher than any of the other chumps I was beatin' up.

He actually reminded me of you.