it's a mingle.

[softlyfalling]

Who: You and 2000 horrible imps
Where: Tokyo-F
When: Day 260

[ yeah this is still happening

go here to catch imps

go here for just weird status effects

remember to log your imp-catching. good luck ]

Comments

[inspiteful]

Not really, I'm just...surprised, I guess.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good. Working as intended.

They're sharp and accurate. And everyone thinks they're harmless.

[inspiteful]

... ... ...

[ But they're also playing cards, what the hell are they made of. Alternatively, how strong are you Intensity. ]

You have a point.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Paper. And a noodle.

Look, every assassination attempt on his life he has stopped with trading cards. It's just his thing...

Card game world mechanics]

More importantly.

How the fuck did you catch that?

[Only King has been able to pull that off. And now Lucifel]

[inspiteful]

...I just did it? I sure as hell didn't want to get hit by an incoming, vaguely sharp-seeming object.

[ Dex 4 life. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Throws another card at him]

[inspiteful]

[ And he's catching it again! Right between his fingers. ]

Intensityyyy if you keep throwing them at me I'm gonna just shuffle them off to Elsewhere.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If I throw 40 at you, will you learn to play the card game? I'll even make it a good deck.

[inspiteful]

[ Thinking... ]

...Well, it wouldn't hurt to learn?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Throws a third card at him]

Hope you wanted a machine deck!

[Since that's all he has on his person besides 50,000 Blue Eyes cards]

[inspiteful]

[ Catching it! And finally taking a good look at the card. ]

I'm afraid I don't understand what that means!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[It is in fact machine card]

Well it's about time someone taught you some real culture then.

[inspiteful]

...More dragons...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you filing a complaint?

[inspiteful]

It's a statement, nothing more.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you have a favorite mythological crea---

Oh right, they're not myths where you're from.

If you have a favorite creature, speak up.

[inspiteful]

Uhm...birds, sea creatures...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And if you had to choose one or the other?

[inspiteful]

[ Give him a moment, he has to think about this seriously... ]

...Birds, I suppose.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is this a freedom metaphor?

[inspiteful]

Maybe. And some other reasons.