THERAPEUTIC LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C and whoever!!
Where: Lobby
When: Sometime before the game or between games, time/space doesn't exist

[HELLO IMEEJI the lobby is decorated in white and fake doves and other bullshit, as if it's someone's wedding but it's....not??

C had acquired a lovely crystal couch (with pillows) and sitting on his throne, tapping a pen on a notepad dressed in--a sweater vest?? White coat, slacks, glasses, and his hair pulled back. DOCTOR C: COUPLES THERAPY IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS]

Helllooo, all you lovely brides to be, newlyweds, and everyone in between! As you navigate the strange, exciting world of marriage, I'm here to help! Are you having cold feet? Regrets? Doubts about your looooove? Want to know how to pop the question? Is that wedding dress your color? Spoilers, it's not. I can "C" the answer for you, easily!

And for those without a partner, feel free to stop by too! I'll match you up with my 12 step 'find-a-wife/husband/lover' formula!

[WEDDING THEMED ROLEPLAY/FORTUNE LIVE. let C advise u. also this is a super chill live and i may at any moment fuck off later today but will note when i'm done with it. ETA I'M FINISHING UP THREADS FOR PEOPLE ALREADY HERE but no more new threads, thank yall!!!]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

My boyfriend is too perfect, doctor.

[neigh_sayer]

[adjusts his glasses, writing that down]

Mmhmmmm, and how is that affecting your relationship?

[shutthefoxup]

[Has a seat on the couch, looking off to the side]

Doctor, I need your help.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh dear, let me get out my helping stash.

[puts on a fake mustache]

Now go on.

[letgrow]

Ah, you look very nice today! C....er....Dr.C.

[neigh_sayer]

Call me DC! Now, what is it that clouds your mind?

[asonoficeandfire]

[... still feeling the effects of drinking game hangover so nah. just gonna walk past him into the kitchen]

[neigh_sayer]

Young man!! You're late!

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[oh no the therapist look is back oh no it's about matchmaking THIS WHOLE LIVE EXISTS TO DESTROY ME

...Maybe I can just sneak past]

[neigh_sayer]

[watch ur step or he may just step on a CONVENIENTLY placed hat

that Nothing Up My Sleeve's him right on the couch]

--thanks for dropping in!

[we_meet_again]

[One of Cobalt's antlers is broken off so he's a bit lopsided today]

How can you tell if someone's flirting with you sincerely or if they're just joking?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh my, that depends on a variety of factors. First, let's ask how you feel. Do you think they're teasing you?

[romanticlove]

I don't have a partner. How does this formula work?

[neigh_sayer]

[SCOOTS UP TO]

It's a very scientific formula! First, I find a match, and then something something, profit!

Very simple.

[heavenlyvisitor]

.........Ah.

This is definitely brand infringement...

[neigh_sayer]

I can play the role of a lawyer should you need it! But for now, take a seat, ease your mind! Let's talk about looooove.

[resonantblue]

I do not need anything. My love life is perfect. I am here to speculate. Maintenance Live can be enacted if necessary.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh feel free, I have bills to pay, after all!

What does "perfect" mean to you?

[mapsio]

[ Also just here to watch.

She just got back anyways!! ]

Love is such a nice feeling.

[neigh_sayer]

[prim!! PATS COUCH, SIT]

Isn't it, though?

[foxorcist]

Why don't we talk about your relationship instead?

[neigh_sayer]

I am married to work, alas. I only want to help my patients!

Counter-Live: Bartending

[tradesecret]

I'm good. How about a break?

[ pulling out a bottle of water. ]

Re: Counter-Live: Bartending

[neigh_sayer]

[fake gasp]

I could never drink on the job!

[afailedmurder]

I'm not sure "couples" therapy quite covers my situation...

[neigh_sayer]

Well, do ya know a couple of people?