imeeji_frontstage | when you're here, you're family.

Who: Lots of Sane People
Where: Just outside the Hotel
When: Day 241, Evening

[ NOT THE BEE COSTUMES

- all live participants are in one of two cute 💗 bee outfits. ]

[ queen b.va spreads her new wings and throws her arms out with a GREAT BIG SMILE. challah ( who had gotten roped into this at the last second, poor girl ) is standing atop the hummer limo with b.va perched on her shoulders. the little pest has got a megaphone that she reeeeally doesn’t need, because, lbr, she’s loud enough, but she’s still going to use it and she’s still going to shout into it, SINCE THIS IS CLEARLY IMPORTANT. ]

Hello idols of Tokyo-F may I have your undivided attention please! I, B.Va, the senshi formally known as Meka, and recent Queen of the Colony, have decided to rally for something that's very near and dear to my heart [ cue dramatic pause as she clears her throat. ] ...the OLIVE GARDEN.

If you don't know what the Olive Garden is, then I'm going to be straight with you... [ points. ] you're missing out. It boasts a bounty of the most scrumptious foods and the breadsticks are unlimited and the flow of water is endless. And, if you're lucky, a chorus of Italian angels will serenade you on your birthday; delivering a handcrafted slice of Heaven for you to enjoy. [ ... ] Tiramisu! [ ...... ] It's a dessert!

But, if you can believe it, that's! not!! all!!! [ she looks down at challah in ~~mock~~ disbelief and "whispers".] Is there anything the Olive Garden can't do?! [ shaking her head she looks back at the ( presumed ) crowd. ] It’s the perfect place to get a little R&R and is a dedicated neutral ground! So remember, when you're here, you're family~! because we’re all considered one unit on these hallowed grounds. Pre~tty~ Ama~zing~ ne?

[Colony Member K has perfect timing and something to add.]

Um, also we made breadsticks? We had a bunch of free time. Except they're… fortune… breadsticks? I dunno. Look, fortune cookies are a thing and that doesn't make sense either, okay? Anyway, anyone who shows up gets a free one.

Two if you don't give me shit about the bee costume.

[ (Hostage??) Colony? Member? Kaguya steps forward from atop her spot on the vehicle and waves cheerfully at the camera. ]

To my family and friends, despite what it looks like, don't worry we've got everything under control, it's fine! [ Everything is fine. ]

If you vote for Olive Garden today, you'll even get these specially designed Bee Badges!

[ She holds one of the badges up for everyone to see. ]

Made by yours truly! That’s a steal, isn’t it~? Free fortune breadsticks AND a Bee Badge! It’s for a good cause, afterall.

[ (Rival?) Colony(?) Queen Ruby💖Sour is standing on a table, because they are always standing on a table, and they are also perhaps unsurprisingly surrounded by several jugs of water. Some of the water is glittery, and some of it is just in a glitter-coated jug - and there’s also a bunch of milkshakes? They taste like pure sugar and...seem to be alcoholic? It’s hard to tell. Because of the sugar.

Their antennae twitch rapidly. ]

Heeeeeello! Everyone’s favourite Ruby💖Sour here with some brand new Ruby💖Sour brand bathwater! This time! It’s! GLITTER! Hehe, and there’s also like, drinks and stuff? I’ll serve them to you, but only if you vote for the Olive Garden! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!!!!!! Unlimited sugarhol! Unlimited! Water!!!!!!!

[ ...also,

some of the unlimited (bath)water is actually a glitterbomb. It will explode into glitter when disturbed, and the booze milkshakes are all precariously placed between jugs. Don’t let dragons with educations in chemistry become fairies. ]

[ Colony (?) Member (???) (furi: hostage) Challah, who is mostly here to be a beautiful, ripped pillar for B.va to stand on, looks pretty out of the loop on what's even going on. But she does have at least one thing to say: ]

I don't know what's going on and this bee girl is loud, but I want to eat breadsticks. So please vote for the olive garden. I'll…. [ um. ] Braid your hair?

[ Colony? Member? Lucifel is still fairy'd, still handless, and still having a good time. Hostaging? What hostage.

honestly he's just kind of lying down on his stomach on the hummer limo and lifting an arm stump up. ]

Ohh! If you need to take care of your hands, I can still help!

[ if you ??? still ??? are injured ??? or something ???????????????? does lucifel even know what an garden olive is it seems not. ]

I hope I have helped open your eyes to the awesome that is the Olive Garden, so, if you haven't voted for it already, then I hope that you reconsider. [ she takes a sweeping bow. ] B.Va, my colony, my not!hostage, and my 🐝-utiful rival Ruby out.

[ ooc; Because of the new bonus B.Va, K, Kaguya, Ruby💖Sour, Challah, and Lucifel all get 1,350. Meanwhile Heart Soldier Senshi, alcheME!, Taisho Roman Revolution, BARiTONES, Wild City, and sensitIV attendees all get 1,050 and eeeeverybody else gets 900.]

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[ rolling around a little, handless arms out ]

If you need your hands taken care of~~~ Hello~~~

[ or if yanno you wanted the healing. actual healing ]