double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Tap water.

Tap water.

FUCK. We never fixed our damn sink.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Your - what?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

In the dining area. CEO made it into a monstrosity and we smashed it. We never got it replaced.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[That... rings a vague bell. Please hold while he chases that memory down. Finally, after a couple beats too long:]

Oh my god. That thing!

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[He doesn't understand the mirror horror. He only got some information from Shuten. But he doesn't feel like he wants to push this particular topic right now.]

I know, right. The asshole. Neat ability though but of course he had to try it out in the most pain in the ass way possible.

Is he asking for a pep talk? Give him hell if he does.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sorry, dude, too late. I already played it straight.