double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

How'd you get around then? ...Uh, it's like...a vehicle, with only two wheels? And you pedal to make it go forward. And it's got a basket you can put your school stuff in. You can go a lot faster than just walking.

[forgottenmercy]

Um, walked, mostly. Or, ah, by sedan chairs. Horses were, ah, only for the nobility, and only for war, and there was, ah, a ban on wheeled vehicles by most of the population. So, ah, mostly walking?

Oh, I, ah, see. Is one, ah, particularly hard to ride?

[unbr8kable]

[sedan chairs]

Ban on wheels...that's lame. Wheels are awesome. Bikes aren't that tough to ride once you figure out the balance. Plus since there's no cars here, you can go really fast and not have to worry about getting hit by anybody.

[forgottenmercy]

It was, something politically motivated, I think.

I, ah, see. I'm, ah, sorry for asking so many questions, but how difficult are they to ride in a skirt?

[unbr8kable]

Depends on the skirt, I guess. Maybe don't go micro-mini if you're not wearing anything underneath. Or maybe do, I'm not here to tell you how to live your life.

[forgottenmercy]

Something like, ah, this? [gestures to the frilly white dress that he's wearing]

[unbr8kable]

One way to find out!

...It's 500 points, I don't have a bicycle to lend you, just full disclosure.

[forgottenmercy]

Thank you for, ah, telling me. I'll, ah, eventually work for it. [eventually.] And I guess, ah, figure it out.

[unbr8kable]

See, now what you really should do, is take advantage of the people around you to drive you around! Come on, what asshole's gonna make someone in a dress like this walk three friggin' hours to the bath house? Now you need another bath and you just got home! I feel like you can use your wiles to get someone else to buy a vehicle and you just ride in style.

[forgottenmercy]

[considers briefly]

I'll, ah, consider the idea.

[unbr8kable]

You can make this happen, I believe in you. You don't even have to do it for you--do it for your alarm clock. Love yourself enough to just turn it off.

[forgottenmercy]

[giggles a little] So I, ah, don't have to get up early if I don't want to?

[unbr8kable]

No! If you wanna lay in bed all day, you do it! If you wanna roll in at 4AM? You do it! Time is not the boss of you! You don't apologize, you make daytime apologize!

[forgottenmercy]

I, ah, see. Thank you for, ah, the advice.

[unbr8kable]

It was a pep talk. Now you have the strength to say no to anybody. Make sure to use it wisely. Or unwisely, which is generally more fun in the moment.

[forgottenmercy]

I, ah, see. Thank you.

[unbr8kable]

Just doing my job.

[forgottenmercy]

May it, ah, continue to go well. [and wanders off]