double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

More like metaphorical bottom patting?

[hexsplosive]

Careful, I don't see the word "metaphorical" anywhere on your sign. Someone might be disappointed in your false advertising.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean to be fair, the sign doesn't say butt pats, either.

[hexsplosive]

Touche. But will a court of law see it the same way when someone sues you for breach of contract?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Pretty sure there's gotta be a contract for it to get breached.

[hexsplosive]

Not if they pay off the judge first!

[ooooOOOOOOH bribery]