double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

So like, if I was thinking lately about how stupid hot it's been, I'd say the weather. Then I'd give me a pep talk on what a badass pool I'm gonna end up making with sheet plastic and tap water.

Just dumb stuff like that.

[knightceties]

[HMMMM. ok]

I long for the day we get a cute cafe, a cute cafe with actually good tea and delicious cakes. But the cute cafe dream is so far away. You gotta help me out here.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh, man. Okay, cute cafe, huh? Here goes.

I know things kinda suck right now without the tea and cake of your dreams, but hang in there, dude. Last time we picked a place it came in high up on the polls, right? So odds are good we'll get it next time we pick something.

And until then, we can totally fake it. Just cover the tables in the dining area with sheets to go all fancy tablecoth, then order in your cafe foods and go to town. Not as good as the real thing, but it'll totally hold you over till we get one for real.

[knightceties]

But how do I recreate the cute servers in short skirts experience??

[crossmyheartandhope]

Get AlcheME to break out their maid dresses? Or get SensitIV to roll up their skirts at the waist.

[knightceties]

Hmmm. Good point.

[crossmyheartandhope]

This mean I should expect a cafe to pop up in the lobby tomorrow?

[knightceties]

I gotta find someone willing to put on a short skirt first!

[crossmyheartandhope]

I'm telling you, dude. Ask AlcheME.