double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[knightceties]

When will the Producers finally give us a cute cafe...?

[unbr8kable]

...I know Alcheme does an awful lot of lives, but this is actually not one of them.

Now, what sort of cafe are you looking for? Cute girls in short skirts? Overpriced coffee with rare animals? Couples on dates with delicious tarts?

[knightceties]

Must have good tea. And good cakes and snacks. Cute girls and-or boys in short skirts optional.

[unbr8kable]

Do you know how to vet tea, or cook? Or at least how to get somebody else to do those things?

[knightceties]

I know the tea I can buy right now tastes terrible.

[unbr8kable]

Can’t you get better stuff then? I mean, there’s a whole ton of different booze selections.

[knightceties]

I gotta remember how to brew my own tea first.

[unbr8kable]

Just add hot water, right? And don't chew the leaves.

[knightceties]

It can't be that easy or it wouldn't be so easy to get wrong.

[unbr8kable]

Maybe you had too much water or too many leaves. Seems like something a Taisho would know.

[knightceties]

Maybe I just have to keep trying.

[unbr8kable]

You always miss the shots you don’t take.