double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Yeah, I can feel if you touch the ears.

[unbr8kable]

Huh... That's not really weird?

[liarliarliar]

Everything is weird.

[unbr8kable]

True. But... Like, what happens to your regular ears? Do you hear out of both? Do they disappear?

[liarliarliar]

It's a mysteryyyy wanna trryyyyy?

[unbr8kable]

Nah, I'm good. I'll leave the cute anthro market to you.

[liarliarliar]

More for me!

[unbr8kable]

Jumping into that market just wouldn't be a good business decision! And that's because you do such a good job of having an extra pair of ears, or maybe the right number and just a weird egg-like smoothness on the sides of your head, I honestly don't wanna think about it. Either way, knock 'em dead, you're a nyaatural.

[liarliarliar]

Good complimenting and served with a charming smile. I almost thought you cared. Well done.

[unbr8kable]

I didn't not care. You got a pun, even, that's a bonus.

[liarliarliar]

I guess that is true.

[unbr8kable]

Take things at face value sometimes! We’re here for you!