double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

...what is this, nightmare difficulty mode?

[liarliarliar]

Should I pep talk you instead?

You're doing great, kids.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, okay. I got this. Just gimme a sec.

[liarliarliar]

Don't hurt yourself.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Jesus, dude. You could've given me one different word. But okay. Okay, here goes.

[Pauses for a second. Then:]

Whatever you think's gonna throw you off course, don't even worry about it. You've got it down pat. You're gonna cut through trouble like a flaming sword through a pat of butter.

And when you're all done, everyone who's cheering you on'll be there with a pat on the back.

[unbr8kable]

[thumbs up]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Offers fist for fistbump.]

[unbr8kable]

[bumps]

[liarliarliar]

[claps]

Nicely done!!

I knew you could do it.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Just took a minute, is all.

[liarliarliar]

See? Just takes some mental power.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Guess you're big on word games, huh?

[liarliarliar]

I'm big on giving you a hard time.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You're like a troll under the troll bridge.

[liarliarliar]

I'm hearing B be worse.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I'm gonna come tap tap tapping over the bridge and you're gonna like make with the riddles next time.

[liarliarliar]

I should get a book of riddles. Good call.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, you and one of your brothers should set up shop in front of the hotel doors one day and do the whole "One of us only tells the truth and the other one only lies thing."

[liarliarliar]

But then it's just fifty people saying actually both the second thing.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's why one of you's actually got to tell the truth till someone cracks the riddle.

[liarliarliar]

That seems bad.

Do you hate me?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, okay. Just double down on lies and see how long it takes people to figure out there's no answer.

[liarliarliar]

More fun.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You gotta make it a big set piece, though. Turn the front doors into gates.

[liarliarliar]

Set dressing is for C.