Fanmail the First

[idolpro]

Who: You! ♥
Where: The lobby
When: Day 29, early evening

[ Did you enjoy your day? Were you doing something important? Did you want to get up to your dorm, maybe? That's too bad!

In front of the elevators are nine big boxes, marked to every unit, full of envelopes and goodies. What's this . . . ?

Oh, right. You have fans, remember? Welcome to the celebrity life! Hopefully there's nothing too creepy in them. . . right? ]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

['sup]

Would've thought you'd be keeping every last example of your popularity points.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Please. I have standards.

And I don't "saddle up" for just anyone.

[unbr8kable]

[snorts]

So you're not just mad that the number one most popular boy?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do I look like a harem lead?

[unbr8kable]

Only if you could keep your mouth shut.

You could be like...the third or fourth guy, the one they keep around since the voice actor and the casting director are buddies.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not even second best?

Ouch. Hitting below the belt there.

[unbr8kable]

Since when were you satisfied with second best anyway?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Never!

So tell me, what can I do to raise my lackluster idol score?

[unbr8kable]

More face-time, or a slight image-change. ...A dog, maybe.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? Kentucky not good enough of a mascot?

[unbr8kable]

Ah, so the two of you are bonding after all?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Absolutely. I'm going to teach him how to play Go Fish.

And then when he loses to Angel, he's going to become Thanksgiving dinner.

[unbr8kable]

It's a hen, isn't it? Shouldn't she be laying eggs on your pillow every morning?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's going to lay eggs...

[unbr8kable]

What, you watching your cholesterol?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why did you give Angel that?

[unbr8kable]

I can't buy my buddy a chicken, is that not a normal thing that friends do?

...Kinda thought there'd be eggs by now, to be honest.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If this is some fucked up way of you trying to get us to learn to cook...

[unbr8kable]

Hey, that's a great idea. You should learn a few dishes, that'd definitely rank you up in the harem lead challenge.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You joining?

[unbr8kable]

I'm not interested in being lead boy of a harem. If anything, I'd run one myself.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You? Please. Who would you even have join?

[unbr8kable]

There are plenty of unincorporated randos tired of the waiting line for Boss. I'd build 'em up and turn 'em into a force to be reckoned with.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I volunteer my four new unitmates to your noble and worthy cause.

Take them.

[Please]

[unbr8kable]

Four? I thought there was just one.