Fanmail the First

[idolpro]

Who: You! ♥
Where: The lobby
When: Day 29, early evening

[ Did you enjoy your day? Were you doing something important? Did you want to get up to your dorm, maybe? That's too bad!

In front of the elevators are nine big boxes, marked to every unit, full of envelopes and goodies. What's this . . . ?

Oh, right. You have fans, remember? Welcome to the celebrity life! Hopefully there's nothing too creepy in them. . . right? ]

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[rollplayinghouse]

[Well, Maki's making a deeply unimpressed face, but honestly letters one and two could be... worse.

Then she notices the meme and... bracelet... in the box for everyone, and, torn on whether she wants to grab them and hide them or just pretend like they don't exist, stares at them for significantly too long.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

Perfect doll, huh?

[rollplayinghouse]

[a small flash of embarrassment]

...They're clearly getting some weird ideas. But at least they also tell me to take out anyone who threatens me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Probably more for their benefit than yours.

[rollplayinghouse]

But having said that, they can't complain if I kill them if I ever see them.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course. You have to give the fans what they want, after all.

[rollplayinghouse]

Did you get anything interesting?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Someone requesting me to give up my enterprise and become Joker's trophy wife.

Seems a bit "been there, done that" in my opinion.

[rollplayinghouse]

...

[she actually laughs at that]

Wow.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Unsure if that was the 'wow' he was going for]

What's so funny?

[rollplayinghouse]

It's just pretty out there. And for a fan, they don't seem to understand your personality at all. I guess I got off easy.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You sure? I don't have any fans staking claim to me.

That kind of thing can get you turned into an actual trophy instead of just a trophy wife.

[rollplayinghouse]

That's not a problem currently, and if it becomes one, I can solve it by killing them first. At least none of mine are particularly insulting.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not to you. But they really don't seem to care for your boyfriends, do they?

[rollplayinghouse]

...

[sigh. there was probably no way to escape this at this point]

Apparently not, but they're obviously just jealous.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you too good for them?

[rollplayinghouse]

[eyebrow raise]

Do you think I'm too good for them? That's just the opinion of some gross fan who wants me to save myself for him.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do I think you're too good for Boss? Absolutely.

Hmmm. Not sure about A though. I'm guessing he was the one you were talking about when you were mentioning feelings and honesty and I forget the rest of the warm fuzzies you were going on about.

[rollplayinghouse]

That's right, although I have plenty of feelings about Boss too, you just didn't ask about Significant Other B.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looking at the fanmail strewn about]

Apparently a lot of people do... Doesn't mean I want to hear about it.

[rollplayinghouse]

Then I won't tell you about it.

Does it bother you that so many people apparently want you to be with him?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh please. You make it sound so much more romantic than it actually is.

They just want us to hatefuck each other. Or maybe have their personal favorite break the other one.

[rollplayinghouse]

Whether it's romantic or not, apparently they have a lot of feelings about it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Does it bother you?

[rollplayinghouse]

Not particularly. If people like that want to focus on you and not me, that's fine with me.

Were you hoping it would?