hearts endgame

[idolpro]

Who: ♥
Where: The Game Tower
When: Day 208

[ You wake up, still in the whole-room bed. The screen has turned off, and the elevators are open at both the lobby and the game room, for people to come up and visit and freely leave.

pep!pep!, Taisho Roman Revolution, BAD END=DEAD END, WILD CITY, and avante en garde will find 800+ more points in their pocket, along with whatever injuries they might have sustained in the hearts to be gone like it was just a dream.

Everyone else who still has injuries by the end of their run will find their injuries technically completely healed, but with throbbing pain at their injury sites like the wounds are still open; those who need revival will find their heart hurts like it's been stabbed through. Still, they're only phantom pains: they'll clear up within the next day or so.

Heart game runners, if your character's heart displays their unit traits, you may count that towards your point total.

You may bring home any souvenirs from hearts within reason! AKA things that can be received through fanmail, provided they no longer have any more magical or special ability. ]

Comments

[arealeyeopener]

You have a wholeass amusement park inside you.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course I---

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Say what now?

[arealeyeopener]

In the middle as a monument to your own ego is a statue of yourself.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Bursts out laughing]

How many Blue Eyes statues next to it?

[arealeyeopener]

[hands him a park map]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Holy shit!

Takes a picture with his eye camera.

Wow. It's really a thing. A thing that happened.

Wow!]

[arealeyeopener]

Your rides were mostly really good!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Mostly?

That place is a work of art!

[arealeyeopener]

[starts signing the off brand Small World song]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Shut up! It's catchy!

[arealeyeopener]

It's a game we play
A game of might
It's a game of monsters
And we'll play it right
There's so many cards to share
Then replace when there's wear
It's a card game after all
It's a card game after all
It's a card game after all
It's a card game after all
It's the best in the world.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh. my. god.

It is FUCKING stupid.





I blame MOKUBA for this!!!!]

[arealeyeopener]

The rollercoaster was cool though.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Better than the drivel they have here?

[arealeyeopener]

Loads better. Shark was down for it too.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good. I was thinking of giving the one here an overhaul.

[arealeyeopener]

We should get to build our o--

Can we just buy a dorm upgrade that's an indoor theme park??

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

On one hand, no one else could get to it easily.

On the other hand.

No one else could get to it easily.

[arealeyeopener]

A private amusement park appeals to your inner rich asshole.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The amusement park appeals to my inner orphan.

The private part appeals to my inner rich asshole.

[arealeyeopener]

................did you actually earn your money and not inherit it???

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Where did you think I got so good at hostile takeovers?

I beat a man at chess to get me and my brother adopted.

[arealeyeopener]

No matter what my past ends up being even with crazy eyes I am still normal as fuck compared to you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Unfair comparison.

Your world is fucked up.

You have to be normal to compensate.