Liven up ya Life

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C AND YOU
Where: LOBBY
When: 199 NOON TO EVENING or like whenever

[HELLO FRIENDS, ARE YOU GOING ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS? CONTEMPLATING YOUR PLACE IN LIFE? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO PROMOTE SOME CULTS--PROMOTE CAMARADERIE!!

As such the lobby has pillows everywhere and checkered print flags strung everywhere (hint they are bandanas) and there are many different snacks on a table free for a taking. The last tray of desserts are spiked with an angel, devil, appearance, or animal ear/feature potions of your choosing. Also, for the people who are just Tired, there is normal coffee.

C is lounging on his throne per usual, decked out in a fancier alc outfit and a crown]

Gooooood morning, afternoon, all day Imeeji! It's your adooorable God To Be, C! It's come to my attention that I've been neglecting something very, veeeery important to me!

And that's YOU. All of you! But my subordinates especially!

So this live is dedicated to all my dear followers! [WHIPPING OUT A LIST] Starting from the top, there's of course B, Silver, Gold, Mori, Eclipse, Duality, Primrose, Hurricane, Pink, Mars, Silence, Griff--you know what, this is taking too long. [AND ALSO OOCLY I'VE FORGOTTEN WHO ALL SHOULD BE LISTED]

So for today only, for this LIVE only, ALL of you are temporary honorary members! So come on down for a fortune as to why you should join me, or a fortune about why you should loooove my most loyal of followers!

Or just take some free food, you know how it goes.

[fortune/prank live, take ya pick!]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You should really start investing in a Employee of the Month award. It'd be cheaper.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm gonna pocket that idea for later, but ya don't become ruler of heaven by being cheap!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're right. I'm pretty sure it's done by playing hard to get.

[Holds out the hand for that list]

Let me see the roster.

[Is there anything even on that sheet of paper?]

[neigh_sayer]

[hands it over to him

it's a list of lies

"I am a horrific serial killer
I can fit 20 oranges in my mouth
Silver and Gold have two younger twin brothers, Copper and Bronze
I am madly in love with Duality
Did you know turtles can self destruct"

And so on and so forth.

THERE ARE NAMES SCRIBBLED HERE AND THERE THO the usual suspects]

Pssh, that's the boring old school way to play.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[The usual suspects.

Though Intensity's eyes just narrow the further and further he gets down the list]

Oh I see. The secret ingredient for successful divinity.

[And hands the paper back to C]

Cue cards. Who knew?

[neigh_sayer]

Shhhhh, keep it a secret. I gotta have some advantage in my bid for godhood!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Of course.

...

Do you need a self-destructing turtle? Sounds very niche.

[neigh_sayer]

Niche? Yes. But an absolute MUST? Also yes.

Who knows when I'll need to trick a hellion rabbit or something.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Still can't get along with F?

Tsk tsk.

He's practically OG AlcheME! at this point.

[neigh_sayer]

F is an ANOMALY who has just been absorbed into the alphabet at this point.