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[honoraria]

Who: AlcheME!
Where: dorm
When: Day 26 afternoon

[A new door appears, and from it emerges a very pretty young man in white and purple-striped pajamas.

He a moment to look around and just, you know, take it all in, before finally saying:]

What the fuck is all of this?

[Is that a new profile? It is indeed. Oh my.]

Comments

[columbidaring]

[ oh ]

Good question! It's where you live now.

[honoraria]

I'd really rather not.

[columbidaring]

Right, same. But this is idol jail and we're all prisoners.

[honoraria]

I was referring to the overabundance of sparkles, actually, but I'll add that to the list of reasons.

[liarliarliar]

[i was gonna go into the scream room but okay sure]

Ah???

Hello.

[honoraria]

[what is that reaction for]

Hello??

[liarliarliar]

Sorry welcome to our Idol Amnesia Party hi.

[making himself smile]

My name is B. You must be confused, goodness. Rude of me.

[honoraria]

You're not wrong, but on the other hand, it seems I wasn't expected, so I can't blame you for being unprepared.

[neigh_sayer]

[coming into the apartment dragging a pillow case full of broken glass semi-stealthily to his room--shit]

. . .oh my! I forgot to check my phone with all commotion going on.

Hello there!

[honoraria]

[...does he want to know what is going on with that pillow case...]

What...commotion?

[neigh_sayer]

[its fine

DROPS IT

HOPS OVER TO HIM TO GRAB HIS ARM]

That doesn't matter! Aaah, we've been waiting for our (other) older brother for so long! Welcome, welcome, we missed you sooo much!

[honoraria]

[he is grabbed, and also very confused]

What? What older brother?

[filetofish]

Ooooh, fresh meat! I'm not the newbie anymore!

[honoraria]

Oh. How wonderful for you.

[filetofish]

It sure is! Now you're the chief bullying target.

[honoraria]

Oh no, I couldn't possibly take that honor from you. It's all yours.

[maxxximumeffort]

You're still pretty green, college boy.

[filetofish]

If I'm not a veteran after dying three times and sticking 5 different people in eternal mirror jail I'll never be one.

[maxxximumeffort]

Five? Jesus H Christopher, no wonder we got extra points.

[afailedmurder]

This is your life now, I'm sorry to say.

[honoraria]

Thank you, that's very helpful.

[afailedmurder]

[a rude question gets a rude answer... but no, he should be nice to the newbie]

My apologies. Based on the explanations you've heard thus far, are there any questions I can answer for you?

[maxxximumeffort]

[this extremely flashy wizard is wearing a full mask.]

Well hello. Welcome to Crystal Tokyo!

[honoraria]

[that certainly is...a look.]

Crystal what?

[maxxximumeffort]

Crystal Tokyo. AlcheME turf. And thus by extension your turf!