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[afailedmurder]

Who: AlcheME, AlcheYOU
Where: Lobby
When: Day 1 evening

[oh my were you tired of exploring, going back to settle in??? NOT WITH THESE LIAR BOYS BLOCKING THE LOBBY, IT'S LIVE TIME! ]

"Our memories, it's coming back to us. . .! Don't pass up this opportunity, get it while it's crystal clear! We've got fortunes for every amensiac on the block, 100% accurate, no need to fear!"

"See the future today!"

"Learn what romance lies in store~!"

"Let us touch your heart... and your destiny!"

[they are very insistent]

Comments

[grandschemed]

Iunno, you think nobody would be into that?

[criminaljustice]

If only there was a way to poll the audience...

[grandschemed]

Like a ballot?

[criminaljustice]

Or a poll.

... I could do domestic if it got us points, but that doesn't seem likely.

[grandschemed]

Ya don't know until ya give it a shot, right?

[criminaljustice]

I guess.

... or is it that it's just something Oni-oyaji's into?

[jiiiii at adult]

[grandschemed]

-- Oi, don't go pinnin' that shit on me now.

[criminaljustice]

So quick to the defense.

[grandschemed]

What was I supposed to do, take it lyin' down?

[criminaljustice]

It's just really suspicious.

[grandschemed]

Forget I said apron in the first place.

[criminaljustice]

[

> OK.
>>Never.

]

Forgotten.

[grandschemed]

... that was fast.

[criminaljustice]

What was fast?

[grandschemed]

Nothin'.

[ still entirely giving him a look like he expects him to bring this up later at the most inconvenient time possible ]

[criminaljustice]

[would you doubt someone with this face? i mean. he's so innocent!]

If you're sure.

[grandschemed]

[ whatever you say CRIMINAL ]

You got your fortune told?

[criminaljustice]

[YOU HAVE NO PROOF]

Yeah. Either I have a very unfortunate fate or a very good fate.

[grandschemed]

Wow. Sounds vague as shit.

[criminaljustice]

I'm also apparently their feline familiar.

[grandschemed]

Ya don't look like a cat.

[criminaljustice]

Nyaa?

[doesnt he?]

[grandschemed]

[ he squints. ]

Ain't you more like a shaggy dog?

[criminaljustice]

... you're just saying that because of my hair.

[grandschemed]

I mean, I'm just basin' it off what's in front of me.