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[afailedmurder]

Who: AlcheME, AlcheYOU
Where: Lobby
When: Day 1 evening

[oh my were you tired of exploring, going back to settle in??? NOT WITH THESE LIAR BOYS BLOCKING THE LOBBY, IT'S LIVE TIME! ]

"Our memories, it's coming back to us. . .! Don't pass up this opportunity, get it while it's crystal clear! We've got fortunes for every amensiac on the block, 100% accurate, no need to fear!"

"See the future today!"

"Learn what romance lies in store~!"

"Let us touch your heart... and your destiny!"

[they are very insistent]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

What was fast?

[grandschemed]

Nothin'.

[ still entirely giving him a look like he expects him to bring this up later at the most inconvenient time possible ]

[criminaljustice]

[would you doubt someone with this face? i mean. he's so innocent!]

If you're sure.

[grandschemed]

[ whatever you say CRIMINAL ]

You got your fortune told?

[criminaljustice]

[YOU HAVE NO PROOF]

Yeah. Either I have a very unfortunate fate or a very good fate.

[grandschemed]

Wow. Sounds vague as shit.

[criminaljustice]

I'm also apparently their feline familiar.

[grandschemed]

Ya don't look like a cat.

[criminaljustice]

Nyaa?

[doesnt he?]

[grandschemed]

[ he squints. ]

Ain't you more like a shaggy dog?

[criminaljustice]

... you're just saying that because of my hair.

[grandschemed]

I mean, I'm just basin' it off what's in front of me.

[criminaljustice]

So I'm both fortunate and unfortunate and a cat and a dog.

[grandschemed]

Being a dog's prolly better than being a cat.

[criminaljustice]

You're biased.

[grandschemed]

I ain't exactly happy to be called mad dog either.

[criminaljustice]

But is it the mad or the dog that you have issue with?

[methinks "mad"]

[grandschemed]

[ thinking ... ]

Bein' called crazy bothers me than being called a dog-person, I guess.

[criminaljustice]

[nods]

That makes sense. I don't think anyone'd like being called crazy.

[grandschemed]

Unless they were tryin' to be.

[criminaljustice]

That's true.

[aaand more divination stuff.

apparently he's doomed to be a heartbreaker according to AlcheME!.]

[grandschemed]

[ overhearing; ]

... Yeah, you kinda got that look too.

[criminaljustice]

How do you even know what that look is?

[how is it still the first day and he's already being preemptively accused of breaking hearts?!]

[grandschemed]

I dunno, you give off the highschool heart throb vibe.

[criminaljustice]

Speaking from experience?