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Who: Intensity and Nemesis and You
Where: Outside the hospital
When: Day 23 afternoon
What: It's a LIVE

[Hello, idols. Your MEDIA ATTENTION app is going off this lovely afternoon with Intensity and Nemesis setting up a beta (or more like alpha) test outside of the hospital. It looks like something to do with fireworks and the most homely parachute pack ever created (that's what happens when you stitch together spare parts from hospital beds and medical equipment)]

Ready for your big debut?

[Feel free to either assist with the experiment or argue about it. Both are valid future is now lives]

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Rocket boots. And they will be available for purchase after my assistant and I work out the bugs.

Obviously I get a discount, too, right? . . .and also I need some fireworks. You have extra right??

[God why is Intensity so weak to C? This is fucking embarrassing.]

Cost of materials is what we agreed upon.

And take the leftovers.

[Intensity used the majority of them on the prototype - but there should still be 3-4 usable "sizable firework rockets" - as labeled by the point store. He didn't bother with the smaller ones]

[UR THE BEST BUDDY. Hopping up and down]

Neeheehee, just checking your memory! I'll be first in line when they're ready for release.

As for the rest, I'll put it to good use, just watch!

[they're about to strap it all to a skeleton]

I can hardly wait.

Remember, make sure they can't trace it back to you.

Of course, of course! But uuuuum, first could I have a match? Pretty please?

You're so damn needy.

[Hands him matches equal to the number of fireworks he just donated]

Is it neediness or me perfecting my negotiation skills, huh?

You're the BEST! Also you should watch your head.

Why?

[But he's already looking up at the sky as if he expects something (or maybe the sky itself) to fall on him]

[Because B and C strapped the fireworks to his skeleton dummy

and that has lifted off

and probably exploding now]

It's raining bones!

[Fixes C with a look as bits of bone and soot rain down upon him]

Cute. Real cute.

[just laughs as one of the skeleton hands lands conveniently atop his short head]

Neeheehee! I thought you'd like it!

But you know. . .something like that could be useful, right? Minus the skeleton bits. If you figure out how to launch a person into the sky with those boots, who knows what else you could shoot up there.

What? You want a space station?

Not particularly, but if you're offering. . .!

Hey, hey! End your live for a sec.

[Raises an eyebrow but he takes out his phone and ends the live.]

Thaaanks. I mean, the hosts are watching still, but at least we can give the audience a surprise.

What I meant was, you could probably do a lot more than mere rocket boots. Nothing crazy, just y'know, a flare alarm or alert system, some kinda signal. . .or just a pretty fireworks display! Neeheehee, I wonder how well the cameras can watch us if so much is going off at once!

But anyway, just a thought.

Oh. You want something like that?

Wait until this experiment is done, and I'll prepare a special show just for you.

[Sparkles!!]

You really ARE the best! But no rush, it's not like we need it right now. Everything is super fun and peaceful, y'know?

Think of it as a preview of what could be done in the future. You're the ideas man, right? We have to make sure you know the full breadth of tools available.

Oooh, true, true! Does that mean you've got even more gadgets up your sleeve? Don't hold out on me!

I wouldn't dream of it. But work before pleasure. I need to finish this first.

[Please standby while Intensity takes care of his crash-landed employee.

If C does come-back-later/stick-around after the experiment is done, Intensity will be waiting for him in front of the hospital]

[fuck yea he'll be sticking around. After he goes to mock the crushes of his teammates in a Vid karoake session with B, anyway. BUT EVENTUALLY he comes slinking back around scene]

Oooh, the crowd's parted~! Did you get a bunch of preorders for your snazzy toy?

It needs to be modified to have more than one blast-off before it's ready for market. But it's a start.

[Motions for C to follow him to one of the upper floors of the hospital]

Add wheels next time! It'll keep them rolling even after the juice runs out. Neeheehee, not so much in the air though. . .

[FOLLOWING and looking around as they go, he hasn't actually explored the hospital all that much. Makes a mental note to loot this place later]

Yes. Nemesis told me all about your brilliant idea.

[And yes, C, you should definitely loot the hospital. Intensity has been looting it quite frequently. It has a lot of useless shit that can be cannibalized for parts.

As evident by the "office" Intensity has claimed as his own tucked away in one of the top floors. Various larger machines (and pieces of larger machines) have been shoved into neat lines along the walls (arranged functionally of course). In one corner of the room, there appears to be two X-ray machines which have somehow... melted. Another x-ray machine is positioned in the center of the room - and this is where Intensity is leading C toward]

And I'll tell you the same thing I told her. The fucking placement of the wheels is impractical considering they'd get melted on take-off.