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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Intensity and Nemesis and You
Where: Outside the hospital
When: Day 23 afternoon
What: It's a LIVE

[Hello, idols. Your MEDIA ATTENTION app is going off this lovely afternoon with Intensity and Nemesis setting up a beta (or more like alpha) test outside of the hospital. It looks like something to do with fireworks and the most homely parachute pack ever created (that's what happens when you stitch together spare parts from hospital beds and medical equipment)]

Ready for your big debut?

[Feel free to either assist with the experiment or argue about it. Both are valid future is now lives]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How so, Ice Princess? We have a helmet and everything.

[rollplayinghouse]

Oh, in that case.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Laughs]

Come now. Use your words.

[rollplayinghouse]

Alright. You may be able to make some clever inventions or whatever, but when it comes to common sense you're really an idiot.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Because---?

[rollplayinghouse]

Because of a number of reasons, but most immediately because there are plenty of ways for someone to die with a helmet on.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's why there is a parachute.

And a sensitIV.

[rollplayinghouse]

And yet I don't see you testing them out.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? Is that the problem? You think I'm just recklessly endangering her safety instead of mine.

[Which is actually mostly true, but---]

[rollplayinghouse]

...I guess that depends. Did you think through the consequences and decide it was fine if it was her instead of you? Or did you just decide whatever happens doesn't matter if it's her instead of you? Those are two different problems.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

More of the former than the latter. She's my Crash Test Engineer. Of course it matters what happens to her.

[rollplayinghouse]

"Crash Test Engineer"?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

A title gifted to her through our employment contract.

That was the reason I went to visit your unit at Tanabata after all.

[rollplayinghouse]

She signed a contract with you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You sound so scandalized. What kind of employer do you think I am?

[rollplayinghouse]

I honestly don't really care. I still can't imagine signing an employment contract with anyone.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Even if they provided you with a salary?

[rollplayinghouse]

It would take lot more than that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Enlightenment me. How does one hire an ice princess?

[rollplayinghouse]

I wouldn't know, since I'm not an ice princess.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then how does one hire a Maki?

[See he can remember names. He just chooses not to use them.]

[rollplayinghouse]

Hm. Are you that interested in hiring me? You don't even know what I can do.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You could show me. And then I'd know.

[rollplayinghouse]

I doubt you'd enjoy a demonstration.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that a challenge?