LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Nah, look. 'S called "Animal Farm," and you can dress like your favorite animal or they got like lizards and owls and cats and stuff to take high tea with.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

...okay, I can see hanging out with an owl or whatever, but the dress-up part's kinda overkill.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Some people're into that. You use those Alcheme potions all the time, right? I seen your selfies.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, I keep getting em in prank lives. It as like twice, not all the time.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

This wouldn't be all the time either. It'd be for as long as you wanted to while eating cucumber sandwiches.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Who puts cucumber on a sandwich?

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Westerners. I figured you should know.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sounds kinda gross.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

...What about a bahn mi? Those got cucumbers. Or those weird western pickles?

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, pickles don't taste the same as cucumbers, though.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, 'cause cucumbers are better. But I'm saying, there's precedent.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Pickles are way better, dude, what're you talking about?

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Western pickles are the worst pickles. I don't make the rules.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

You totally just made that rule.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Life made that rule, by making those pickles so bad. 'S not my fault we're the best!

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Best, huh. So what's your number one pickle?

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

[Considers]

...Might seem kinda played out, but I gotta go with umeboshi. The big, fleshy ones on fresh rice? That's a feast.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, but squishy, or kinda hard? Cause that makes a difference.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Squishy. The hard ones seem like you're gonna crack a tooth.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Squishy I can get behind.

Hard ones're pretty gross, though.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, like--

[And she breaks off, ready to bring up some personal anecdote she can't even try to remember]

--Well. Yeah.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

What d'you think would happen if you mixed western pickles with umeboshi?

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

They'd explode.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Weaponized pickles. I like it.

S'like that one candy, so sour it burns.

Re: [Further on in the afternoon]

[unbr8kable]

...How is that candy. I thought the definition was that it was sweet.