LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

It's a wonder, isn't it?

Oh, but y'know, this can be taken another way~ Whatever the case, why save us, anyway? We'd just be more soul fodder for hell! Soooo. . .if they went out of the way to relocate us, it must mean we're pretty valuable!

[tradesecret]

Even if we're valuable to some extent, we're not indispensable. Not that I disagree, but why transfer idols to other shows? Or why let those choosing Heaven graduate and return to their worlds? Is it us as individuals that hold value or is it our ability to choose?

[neigh_sayer]

Maybe both.

Think about it! What's the point of even masquerading as Heaven in the first place? If they just said "Hey, you're in hell, but if you pick my boss we'll send you home!" they'd get practically the same response from us, right?

But they wanna keep our loyalty! Just through lying. Azzy seems more straightforward about it, but I think it's safe to say they definitely need, or want, numbers.

[tradesecret]

Because his domain is smaller. Some of the locals said it's the smallest out of all of them.

[neigh_sayer]

Ahaha! How ironic, he's just like me then, trying his best to recruit any and all followers.

But y'know, I can see why people would choose him over this luxury.

[tradesecret]

Beyond the wish and having a boss that's more of straight shooter?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeah! Some people are too proud for a wish, y'know? But those same people are too proud to live an afterlife of lies, too.

[tradesecret]

Maybe it's not about pride. What if he's just really really hot?

[ or they don't have anything they want. ]

[neigh_sayer]

Y'know, people keep saying that, but I just don't see it? I guess it's the forbidden love angle~of being a lust demon or whatever.

[tradesecret]

Maybe he's just not your type. You seem like you'd prefer someone a little more wholesome~

Ah, but not too wholesome. They'd have to be a good partner in crime, or else they'd bore you.

[neigh_sayer]

[how dare you call him out]

Whaaaat? No way, no way! Well, maybe a little. After all, corrupting that wholesomeness is part of the fun!

[tradesecret]

Oho~~~? You're pretty confident in that, but maybe they'll corrupt you instead.

A gut punch to the feels.

[neigh_sayer]

[THIS IS WHY HE THINKS YVETTE IS DANGEROUS]



Neeheehee, as if! Wow, we've really strayed off topic, huh?

[tradesecret]

[ he's says "as if" but...

Oh well. ]

I'll see if I can get some regulars to give me a little more.

[neigh_sayer]

You do that. Then maybe you should go look for love yourself, huuuuh?

[tradesecret]

Ah, so it is Love.

[neigh_sayer]

--excuse me?

[tradesecret]

I just thought we were just talking about attraction. Then you dropped the L word.

[neigh_sayer]

And? Plenty of people associate the two in conversation, that's not weird. Do you have something against ~love~?

[tradesecret]

I understand that, and I'm not averse to any feeling on the human spectrum of emotion.

I suppose I'm surprised hearing it come from you, specifically.

[neigh_sayer]

The way you say that makes you sound inhuman, y'know? Just because I can't be bothered with trivial things like love and the politics that come with it doesn't mean I don't understand it. It's really not surprising.

[tradesecret]

I'm well aware of it, but if that's a problem, it's a very easy fix. Anyway, I guess that's enough teasing.

[ in case for some reason it wasn't clear that she was poking at him for funsies. ]

At any rate, I'm not interested in any serious relationships either. There's really too much to do, and I'd rather focus on making sure people around me are having a good time.

[neigh_sayer]

Suuuuch a tease, how mean. [VIBRATES INTERNALLY]

But yeah, yeah! You get it. If everyone is having a good time, that means and easier time for us overall.

[tradesecret]

[ 8) -ing internally ]

And if it means useful intel, then even better.

[ bringing things back to the main point. ]