LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

[he might be lighter than some sacks of potatos lbr]

I was toooootally fine! All according to plan!

[foolmetwice]

What plan? The plan to get yourself thrown into demon jail?

[neigh_sayer]

I knew if I was cute and helpless enough, a hero would come rescue me.

[foolmetwice]

Great. Look what you've done. Now I'm completely on brand and I totally didn't want to be.

[JUST GONNA duck into some kind of seedy alleyway to escape demon guards, tyvm. he still isn't putting C down tho]

[neigh_sayer]

All part of my eeeeevil scheme!

Welp, now you're a fugitive. How do you feel?

[foolmetwice]

[with fake cheeriness]

Fantastic. Can I go to Destinyland to celebrate yet?

[neigh_sayer]

IS there a Destinyland?? I wanna go!

[foolmetwice]

It's not a Destinyland, but it's an amusement park. Close enough?

[finally puts C down]

But I'm pretty sure you're too short to ride any of the rides.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm sure it'd be fine if I had a chaperooooone! Thanks for the assist, though these handcuffs are so not me.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . taps the handcuffs on C's wrists]

How are you going to get them off?

[just say "you're welcome" Mars]

[neigh_sayer]

[hmmmmm]

Dunno, they seem kinda Alcheme specific, so I can't grow or shrink them.

But wooow, look at you, thaaa~nks, for being concerned about me! You DO care!

[foolmetwice]

I'll throw you into the nearest dumpster if you keep talking like that.

[DON'T CALL HIM OUTTTT]

[neigh_sayer]

It's so sweet you warn me before doing it~! THANKS for that.

[foolmetwice]

You're welcome. I'm only doing so because I like you.

Kind of.

[neigh_sayer]

[BEAMS]

YOU SAID IT no takebacks!! Ahahaha! Aaaah, that was worth nearly getting arrested.

[foolmetwice]

[attempts to scoop C up and toss him into a dumpster]

[neigh_sayer]

[COMPLETELY DOABLE]


[muffled YELLING IN THE TRASH]

[foolmetwice]

[UR WELCOME]

[dusts his hands off and leans his shoulder against the outside of the dumpster, dragging a cigarette out of his pocket to puff on it idly as he does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to help C out]

[what a punk]

[neigh_sayer]

[YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, MARS

eventually climbing out, leaning over the side]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS THAT'S SO MEAN

[foolmetwice]

Oh. There you are. I almost thought about sending a search party after you.

[PROUD OF HIMSELF]

[neigh_sayer]

[sticks out his tongue]

You're the woooorst.

[AND....grows the handcuffs and slips out of them easy. it's almost like he's a liar]

[foolmetwice]

[C?? a liar???? say it isn't so]

Yep. I know.

Nice job, by the way.

[neigh_sayer]

This is child's play! I just wanted to see if you'd pamper me a bit more.

[foolmetwice]

I don't pamper people. Not even my boss.

[neigh_sayer]

[snickers]

Well, I guess you'd get boring real fast if you did.

But seriously, thanks for the assist. I guess I should be more stealthy.