LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[inspiteful]

It doesn't make for effective thievery unless you have serious skill, I guess.

Uhm, excuse me, that's my boss and I can help pay for what he stole... [One security officer is definitely raising an eyebrow, though it's hard to tell at which part.]

[neigh_sayer]

Wow, way to sass me!! [GETS SHAKEN A BIT BY GUARD]

--oh, but he's right! See, he's from Heart Soldier. They're supposed to help! And I'm learning to redeem my sinful ways because of him. Honest!

[inspiteful]

I'll do a job with him, how does that sound? So I can keep him in line.

[The guards look at each other, and after some hushed discussion among themselves they'll finally put C down.]

[neigh_sayer]

--you're gonna actually make me work?! Er, I mean, yaaay, how. How kind. . .[LOUD SIGH, shuffling over toward eclipse with a whisper]

You gave in waaay too easy!

[inspiteful]

Consider this a lesson to not get caught when you want to do crimes.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm making a STATEMENT, Eclipse!!

[but then he's hushed as a winged manager appears. if they like their clothes so much, they can help make the next delivery sparkle.

literally!

there's a big box of.......stars? little balls of light?? the manager demonstrates, touching a piece of fabric with one, and it seems to spread all over, giving the clothing a galaxy like look.

they then haul the box and over to eclipse and c. time to get to work!!]

[inspiteful]

[ Eclipse watches with a small amount of awe, reaching into the box to pick up one of the...star things, and turning it around in his hand for a moment. ]

...Hell is surprisingly fancy.

[neigh_sayer]

More like lazy. No talent to do this by hand? [the manager shoots him a look]

--I mean, how generous! We'd loooove to help with this, right Eclipse?

[inspiteful]

Sure, we'd love to help. [And the manager lights up, almost literally.]

[neigh_sayer]

[jeezus. takes some sunglasses off a rack.

motions HE'LL PAY FOR THEM HE PROMISES. and the manager will finally leave them to their task]


I'd steal this entire box right now if it wasn't so obvious.

[inspiteful]

I mean, I wouldn't stop you from trying.

[neigh_sayer]

[laughs, getting to marking the fabric]

Neeheehee! You really get me! I guess I'll be good, since B was with me when I made a scene.

But no promises for the next place.

[inspiteful]

[He gets to work himself.]

You're really having fun, huh?

[neigh_sayer]

Yeah! It's been a long time since I've been able to do stuff like this, it's so nostalgic. And as a bonus, we're in hell, so what's there to feel bad about? My old gang would do stuff like this aaaall the time.

[inspiteful]

What were they like?

[neigh_sayer]

[a beat, considering.]

Hmm. Wanna see?

[inspiteful]

I mean...sure, if you don't mind.

[neigh_sayer]

This stays between us, mmkay? I've only shown B in private~! But I figure you had an idea anyway.

[taking out his phone and playing a memory--fast-fowarding it to the relevant part, which is C running around with his gang, a bunch of literal clowns in strait jackets, just causing petty mayhem around them. Graffiti, petty theft, pranks, it's a bit of a montage. It also reveals his 'title' as Ultimate Supreme Leader.]

[inspiteful]

[ ...He can't help but laugh a little, seeing it. Somehow, it seems perfect. ]

It's a gang of some kind, alright.

[neigh_sayer]

Neeheehee! It has my brand of uniqueness on it. We'd do stuff like this all the time and get away with it.

Well, I went to jail a couple of times, but a 90% success rate is still pretty good!

[inspiteful]

Most of the gangs I know were a little less, ah, harmless. But I see C is a hardened criminal already!

[neigh_sayer]

So hardened. Look at me, caring for these misfits and orphans. I'm such a slave driver!


That said, this is between us, mmkay? I really can't have this out further sullying my rep.

[inspiteful]

My lips are sealed, C.

[neigh_sayer]

Knew I could count on you. [resumes starring the fabric]

Being here is a bit ironic. Apparently I banned murder and any pranks that would result in serious harm. Yet between this place and the murder school, someone up there must assume I'm really into it.

[inspiteful]

I was thinking you probably got grabbed precisely because it's ironic. More entertaining when it's like that, or something.