Liar Hell Mingle??

[crossmyheartandhope]

Who: Everyone
Where: It liar hell
When: Later in the day, Monday

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[Monday Overnight]

[purrrnicious]

[This sitcom is about two villains camping in the streets of Hellscape Tokyo while on the run from the law.]




Uuuuuuggggh. . . couldn't they at least dim the lights around here?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Well after he's come and gone a few (4) times (one time coming back with bright green hair and yellow reptile eyes), it looks like he's finally going to stay put for the night.]

Liar Hell never sleeps.

[Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Does that alleyway look better than the rest of them? Maybe so!]

[purrrnicious]

[Not immediately following him into a random alleyway because she has some standards, thanks.]

Easy there, dye-job. Where are you going?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Glad someone in this duo does]

Wanting something a little classier?

[purrrnicious]

Pff, sure, I want something indoors. I'm just demanding like that.

While you were off doing your beauty routine or whatever, I found this place called a "thee-ater".

[Twitches her tail, just a slight anxious tic owing to the fact that she has no fucking clue what a theatre is and knows she's probably not saying it right.]


Tonnes of space, and no shows right now, so it oughta be empty.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Whistles low]

Good find.

We might also be able to find some spare changes of clothes there.

[Bows low. Also very un-Intensity like]

If you would be so kind as to lead the way.

[purrrnicious]

[Laughs, pleased with the motion whether it's sincere or not.]

Right this way.





[And it's only a couple blocks from where they are and it sure is a theatre -- a performing arts theatre, more specifically, which means there probably is a costume room somewhere to raid. As she said, there's currently no shows listed so the place is quiet, and one she's clearly been in already as she goes straight for one of the upper balconies where there's already a cushion pile thrown together. Who the hell knows where she got them from, but it's at least certain they're stolen.

So. Spoilers when Intensity left to touch base with his social network/plot/whatever, it's very likely she took a nap instead of doing anything helpful. Sorry for cat.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He laughs out loud as he takes a seat right outside the ridiculous pile of pillows. Never change, Kohime. Never change.]

I see you were busy while I was gone.

[Said nonchalantly as he starts rummaging through his pockets for something]

[purrrnicious]

[She perches at the corner of her pillow pile, kneading one of the cushions idly as she watches what he's up to.]

I can see how it might not live up to that dark and creepy alley you were favouring. You're welcome to go back.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm sure there will be plenty of time for that later.

[Pulls out another potion and tosses it to her.]

A gift from AlcheME! if you also want to work on your...

[Wave of his hand]

Beauty routine.

[purrrnicious]

[Catching it in the air easily.]

. . .This isn't gonna turn me green, is it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Couldn't say. User beware.

And depending on the shade, green would look really good on you. Match your eyes and some such.

[purrrnicious]

[Opens it up, sniffs at it dubiously, and then downs it –– cool now she's basically a calico cat instead of brown/tan striped.]

Huh. You really think a pallette swap is gonna be enough to throw 'em off if they come looking?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have a pallette swap and---

[Waves to her corruption. That's still a little concerning if he's completely honest]

But no. If they were serious about it, they'd be able to find it.

But apparently the production has bigger problems to worry about.

[purrrnicious]

[Surely it's fine and there will never be a problem.

But his last words draw her attention away from inspecting the changed patterns on her arms back to him.]



So? I thought we wanted them to fail.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

We do. We do.

But I have to admit, I'm frustrated that we went through the risk of breaking out of jail just to have every idol and their dog show up in the city anyway.

[Factually untrue. The pets are not here]

If I had known that was going to happen, I would have had tea and crumpets with Our Fair Circus Lady or some bullshit.

[purrrnicious]

Wha––all of them? Not just the other half of the group?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

All of them. Either here in Liar hell.

Or down in Azzy's hell.

It appears Tokyo-F is down for ---

[Yes, he does make the hand gestures]

"Maintenance".

1/2

[purrrnicious]

So what did we even go to jail for?

2/2

[purrrnicious]

[Then it clicks:]

––Unless. . . it was something the other guys did while we were stuck there.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Bingo.

They made it to where Azzy wanted them to go because they had faith.

[Can you hear how much disdain is literally dripping off that last word?

A lot. A whole helluva (haha) lot]

[purrrnicious]

[Blinks.]



. . .

Okay, I––You're gonna need to run that by me again.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Heaven doesn't have a static location. It exists when and where the faithful want it to exist.

And probably with some stupid other fine print attached.

[purrrnicious]

––Hah! That––that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! So, lemme get this straight, if I wanna get to "Heaven", all I have to do is wish for it really, really hard? Man, where do they come up with this stuff?

[Complete with air quotes on "Heaven" and a mockingly childish tone on "wish for it really, really hard", so says Ms. Probably-Never-Appearing-in-Heaven who clearly lacks faith.]

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He's right there with you, Kohime.

Right there with you...]

Exactly.

And if you're good this year, Santa Claus will also bring---