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[zugzwange]

Who: this asshole
Where: basically anywhere as he's wandering around
When: 23, earlyish

[ this guy is shoving his phone screen in your face right now and there is a P O L L on it.

There are three images: one , two, three ]

Say, can I get your honest opinion? Wire's definitely super cute, yes or no?

[ there is in fact a poll:

Poll #20302

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

View Respondents

Wire is super cute

View Answers

yes
7 (70.0%)

no
3 (30.0%)

... if you're Wire he's just going to show off the pictures. ]

Comments

[afailedmurder]

[taps "no"]

I was more inclined to say yes before I saw those pictures...

[zugzwange]

Now you're just going to give a cranky old man high ground.

[afailedmurder]

I have no qualms with that, considering that he isn't the one flashing around emotionally scarring pictures.

[nohalation]

Oh! Did you find his baby photos~?

[100% yes tho]

[zugzwange]

I did! How amazing. Where did they come from.

[nohalation]

A lucky discovery . . . but yes, he is very cute in these photos! He's pretty cute now, too. It's funny how they look almost the same . . .

[sonof]

[ ... hits yes ]

Though really, I could do without the pictures.

[zugzwange]

I thought they were flattering though.

[deicider]

[laughs in delight and hits yes]

Totally.

[zugzwange]

He thinks he isn't, which is just a shame!

[fiberoptic]

!!

You son on a bitch--!

[Tries to grab the phone from him!!!]

[zugzwange]

That's a good face!

[ spinning backwards to dodge the initial grab ]

[fiberoptic]

[Says nothing, just growls as he keeps going for Haruto - less focused on the phone itself as he is just grabbing the slippery octopus and putting him in a hold.]

[shutthefoxup]

Wow, totally adorable.

[zugzwange]

Exactly, right~

[shutthefoxup]

Is he fun to tease or something?

[eatsthecanary]

You present a convincing argument.

[


taps yes ]

[zugzwange]

Don't I!

[eatsthecanary]

One of the rare instances I agree with you.

[artificialinelegance]

My Girlfriend's Dad Can't Be This Cute!

[zugzwange]

Oh, but he can.

[artificialinelegance]

It's too much! I'm gonna faint!

Who th' fuck hates fun so much they voted no?

[maxxximumeffort]

[gasp!!!!!]

Baby photos of my darling!

[zugzwange]

Exclusive never before released photos, even!

[eatsthecanary]

Your baby darling?

[ (1) relatively new WC member with literal cat ears seems drily amused at that ]