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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 105!

[ Sure, you may be incapable of lying and also incapable of being emotionally honest and ALSO be completely amnesiac, but fanmail waits! For no one!

As usual, the lobby is flooded, preventing you from leaving or entering the hotel without wading through a bunch of boxes and mountains of cards. But - OWO? WHAT'S THIS?

Your phone buzzes, too! ]

Producers: LOL you guys that was SOOOOOOO BAD

[ Wait. That message is gone. What? ]

Producers: Congratulations, idols! You got to the next goal with your stunning performance! Wow, you're doing so great!
Producers: For 500,000 points, you can get something - or someplace! - nice. Maybe you want a spa? A cute cafe? Whatever it is, it'll be shared by your community, isn't that nice? And you get to choose what it is, too!
Producers: Suggest a location here, and we'll send an official poll sometime soon. You know how it goes!
Producers: Or do you?

[ Hm!

Submit #poll suggestions here! ]

Comments

[avestan]

[so this amnesiac doodle has finally decided to come check out the hotel, though he's still eyeing everyone around him with a lot of suspicion

and since he can't get through the lobby without wading through mail, he eventually finds the letters matching the name on his profile]

...What the fuck.

[that sure is a lot of porn.]

[rollplayinghouse]

[yes it is]

That was also my question.

[avestan]

[jiiii]

Who are you.

[rollplayinghouse]

Your unitmate, apparently. Which means I guess you lost your memories too.

[avestan]

I don't want any unitmates.

[rollplayinghouse]

I've gotten the impression we don't have much choice about it.

[avestan]

Fuck that. I'm not doing anything I don't want to.

[rollplayinghouse]

It doesn't matter what you do. Have you looked at your phone?

[avestan]

I saw that apparently I don't have a name. But in this weird book they gave me a really stupid one.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ looking over Doodles'shoulder. where'd this guy come from. ]

Wow, yep! Sure is a lot of fucking!

[avestan]

[JUMPS. ACTUALLY LITERALLY JUMPS]

Gah!

[carnivorouscarnival]

... Gyahahaha! What a shockingly cute reaction!

[avestan]

...Who the fuck are you.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ and his good humor is gone in the blink of an eye. he clicks his tongue, irritated. ]

You too, huh...?

[ then he shifts back to an easy, flippant tone: ]

Now, now, that's no way to talk to your wise, all-knowing senpai.

[avestan]

I'll talk however I want.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Of course. So will I. But between the two of us, I've probably got more useful stuff to say at the moment.

[avestan]

Yeah? Like what, exactly?

[stakesthesame]

[ gravitating towards eyyyy ]

Hey, are you, uh.

[ checks her phone ]

... Redacted?

[avestan]

[suspicious glaring]

Apparently.

[stakesthesame]

[ 100% chill and also floating ]

Nice! We're on the same unit.

I'm called Requiem I guess?

[avestan]

That's not the name on your profile.

[stakesthesame]

Yeah, but my friend from before I got amnesia'd said I've been going by Requiem, prolly on account of my profile name is totally bunk.

[avestan]

It's less bunk than the name I apparently go by, so I dunno about that.

[stakesthesame]

You wanna think of a new one?

[avestan]

Meh. I don't really care.