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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 105!

[ Sure, you may be incapable of lying and also incapable of being emotionally honest and ALSO be completely amnesiac, but fanmail waits! For no one!

As usual, the lobby is flooded, preventing you from leaving or entering the hotel without wading through a bunch of boxes and mountains of cards. But - OWO? WHAT'S THIS?

Your phone buzzes, too! ]

Producers: LOL you guys that was SOOOOOOO BAD

[ Wait. That message is gone. What? ]

Producers: Congratulations, idols! You got to the next goal with your stunning performance! Wow, you're doing so great!
Producers: For 500,000 points, you can get something - or someplace! - nice. Maybe you want a spa? A cute cafe? Whatever it is, it'll be shared by your community, isn't that nice? And you get to choose what it is, too!
Producers: Suggest a location here, and we'll send an official poll sometime soon. You know how it goes!
Producers: Or do you?

[ Hm!

Submit #poll suggestions here! ]

Comments

[carnivorouscarnival]

You'd be surprised how often I get that question! But y'know, as soon as I actually answer it, bam, all the intrigue is gone.

[avestan]

Sounds like a no to me.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ flashes a grin of very sharp teeth ]

Oh yeah?

[avestan]

Oh what, you gonna eat me? I thought we're unitmates or something.

[carnivorouscarnival]

You don't know anything about me. For all you know, I could be an unruly boy who'll devour enemy and ally alike.

[avestan]

You haven't devoured me yet.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ takes a step closer ]

You haven't given me a chance to yet.

[avestan]

I try not to give people a chance to eat me, as a general rule.

[carnivorouscarnival]

You say that, but you haven't tried running away yet.

[ getting up into his personal space ]

[avestan]

[not backing down]

Because I don't think you're actually gonna do anything.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Oh...? Now that sounds like a challenge.

[ reaching for his face ]

[avestan]

Sounds like a lot of talk and not much more to me.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ he doesn't respond to that. he just leans in the rest of the way and



licks Doodleman's face. ]

[avestan]

Geh-!

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ pulls back a little, smug. ]

Hmmm. Kind of a weak taste.

[avestan]

[,




leans in and licks him]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ just fucking grins

and then kisses him on the mouth. ]

[avestan]

[??!?!??!??!]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ and takes a step back, licking his lips. ]

Gyahahaha! Thanks for the treat.

[avestan]

What, did my mouth taste less weak?

[carnivorouscarnival]

The look on your face was so cute it made me want to eat you up.

[avestan]

Oh, so that's the kind of man eater you are...