Plot Dump the Third

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Anyone who cares about plot
Where: Dissonance app moved to Future is Now dorms
When: Day 103 late afternoon through evening

[On this fine day, everyone will get a mass Dissonance text]

CEO: What - Backstage Science with Intensity and "Friends"
CEO: When - Rest of the day
CEO: Where - Future is Now dorms
CEO: It is highly recommended that at least one person from every unit stop by.

[And if you come to the Future is Now dorms, most of the stuff in the main room has been stuffed somewhere to accommodate as many people as possible. However, it's just one living room so mind the elbows]

[[OOC: If you come to the Future is Now dorm's, you will gain +1 plot notes. No worries about tagging in late and feel free to handwave that your character stopped by to pick up a set of notes]]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

Ooh, house party, where's the snacks?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Offers her the plate of scones that Angel brought to him earlier.

They are blue and smell somewhat of soap]

[unbr8kable]

[Takes it]

...

[Places it on a glowing cube]

...Anyways, you get the info you were looking for?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Met with Wild City and Nine-Nine after the fact. You and Hurricane. As well as Yugi and King and
Gladiolus.

I don't believe I missed anyone.

[unbr8kable]

[nods]

Not thinking you wanna switch teams, then?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[????]

Did I ever give that impression?

[unbr8kable]

Just saying, with the state of Heaven, seems like it'd be pretty easy to take over as boss. Plus since you can actually walk into the place, probably easier for you than C's got it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Heaven is based on faith and belief. Do you really think anyone is going to "believe" that I'll be the kind of god that they would want?

Hell is a much better fit for me. Less people pleasing.

[unbr8kable]

Weren't you the one reading up about Job? Sounds hard to put that and 'people pleasing' in the same breath, but whatever. You figure out anything more about the competition there, then?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I don't want a carbon copy of the same stupid infrastructure. I want a re-model.

And it is people pleasing because god had to fucking convince Job that the new wife, family, and farm were somehow better than the old that died due to lack of faith. I'm not that kind of car salesman.

[C on the other hand...]

And no. Besides the fact that Nine-Nine was adamant that god betrayed everyone.

[unbr8kable]

I got more the feeling that God got ousted, but I also didn't fall from Heaven, so makes sense to have a different impression there.

More importantly, there's a lot more hellions to win over. How's that plan coming along?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It starts by figuring out a way to get out of Tokyo-F and into the other areas, regardless of if it's Pythia's or Asmodeus's or whoever the fuck else we have to topple in this place.

[unbr8kable]

Shouldn’t there be like seven or eight princes or whatever? How do you start chatting up some other ones?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

They don't care about humans. Or care to interact with them. So that's going to be a harder sell.

[unbr8kable]

Mm... Wondering if Azzy'n them're hoping they can get enough of a boost from using us that they can take over the rest of Hell or something.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That is one strategy yes.

Another would be putting one of us in Azzy's ranks, and seeing what kind of doors unlock from there.

[unbr8kable]

Wonder what kinda bonus powers Azzy'll give for his favor? Got some vengeful people lined up to get recruited?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I did at one point. But now that we know more about what he's looking for, I doubt that they'll be getting a visit from him anytime soon.

[unbr8kable]

Need some new recruits, then. Surely you aren’t having trouble finding people to be irritated around you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There's that fine line between being vengeful and not being an idiot. It's quite hard to interview for.

[unbr8kable]

Wouldn't an idiot be just as easy to use? They might complain less, too.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

An idiot will start to buy into Azzy's bullshit.

[unbr8kable]

Wouldn't that unlock more stuff? He's not gonna get too close to anybody he thinks might could be a double agent, right? But if somebody's drinking the kool-aid anyways, there's no reason for Azzy not to believe in 'im.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And what's to stop that person from becoming another bitter jaded Mukuro? What reason would they have to help us once they've fallen that far?

[unbr8kable]

...Point. But is a bad option that much worse than none at all? Like, it wouldn't be good, but it wouldn't be any more bad, right?