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[shutthefoxup]

Who: Silver, Yvette and you
Where: Outside the lobby
When: Day 93, afternoon into evening

This is the police! Come out with your hands up and your hair down!

[Outside of the lobby today, you will find Silver and Yvette dressed as makeshift officers of the law! Decked out in shades, suits and gun holsters; they've also got little badge stickers and handcuffs. Prepare for a fashion police hair makeover and complimentary champagne, it's a Wild City X Baritones Co-live!]

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[forthetainted]

[he's pretty cute today]

Aa, finally some law enforcement in this city?

[shutthefoxup]

[Flicking his shades up]

Excuse me, sir! We have a warrant out for your arrest. Hands up where we can see them.

[forthetainted]

Hah? You want me?

[i'M SO INNOCENT THOUGH??]

Don't you know an upstanding citizen when you see one?

[shutthefoxup]

Sir, please come peacefully. If you think there's been a mistake we can settle it downtown. If you're going to resist arrest, I'll have no choice but to detain you.

[forthetainted]

Hah...? So what's my crime, officer?

[shutthefoxup]

Your hair-do is expired, so they've put a warrant out for your arrest. Hands up where I can see them and approach SLOWLY.

[forthetainted]

Really?

[reaches up to one of his curls and pulls on it so he can see the ends]

Arresting people over hair cuts now? You're really desperate to meet your quota, aren't you?

[shutthefoxup]

Hands up, sir. Or else I'll have to detain you for my personal safety.

[forthetainted]

Eeh...? So you'd do what? Cuff me?

[shutthefoxup]

Please don't do this the hard way.

[Unhooking the cuffs from his belt, holding them up]

You're outnumbered and there's nowhere to run. If you surrender peacefully, we might be able to go easy on you.

[forthetainted]

[hums and puts his hands in his pockets and takes a couple of steps backward]

I said already, didn't I? I'm an upstanding citizen. I think you must have the wrong guy.

[shutthefoxup]

They always have to do this the hard way...

[Stepping forward then, cuffs in hand]

This is your last warning. No mistake has been made, are you refusing to comply with our commands?

[forthetainted]

Sorry officer, I'm a busy guy.

[taking a few more steps back]

[shutthefoxup]

[Charging then!]

Oh no you don't, you're under arrest!

[tradesecret]

Please come along quietly, Sir. We might be a newly formed organization, but we take our work seriously!

[forthetainted]

I'm a pretty busy guy, you know. Where are you planning to try and take me?

[tradesecret]

To HQ, of course.

[ which is a chair. Literally a few yards away. ]

[forthetainted]

[makes as if he is checking his watch]

Alright, I guess that isn't too far.

[tradesecret]

Your compliance is appreciated. We don't have coffee, so you'll have to accept this.

[ a flute of pink champagne ]

[forthetainted]

Ah... the other guy should've started with that.

[ok i'll take your alcohol]

[tradesecret]

The arrest is part of the show. Thank you for coming peacefully.

[forthetainted]

No problem.

[tradesecret]

Is there anything else I can get for you? Would you like makeup or a sticker?

[forthetainted]

Ah... I'll pass.

[tradesecret]

Alright. Please let me know when you'd like another refill.