LIVE AND LET LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: All and whoever!!
Where: Lobby/Lounge/Kitchen
When: 89 morning!! handwave before or after murder idc he'll be doing this for a while

[guess who was up at ass o'clock cooking and waiting for the cafe to open?? IT'S C, IT'S ALWAYS C

anyway when you come downstairs for breakfast or possibly brunch, there's quite a spread waiting. Most of it choice items from the cafe: macarons, muffins, dainty breakfast sandwiches, tea cakes, and such.

BUT there's also at least a 10 person meal's worth of bacon piled high on plates, deviled eggs, and sliced fruit. A pot of coffee is brewing and tea is made too. There's more of the cafe food, since that's always plentiful, but it looks like he didn't skimp on side items either.

C is dressed slightly less like a gremlin today, having brought down one of the alcheme thrones in the lounge and is well, lounging in it. He flashes a grin]

Gooooooooooood morning my lovely little false idols! How are you feeling? Great? Miserable? A whirlwind of emotions swirling inside you? Good, good!

Well, I've a very special announcement to make! It's been a while since we've all had a real heart to heart, don't you think? We're always going on about oh nooo, I died, oh no my feelings, or oh no demons! Demons are especially soooo boring now. Quick refresher for all you newbies--you're playing this game so those rascals can snatch you up and recruit you! Neeheehee, it looks like they're gearing up for something big. . .

But that got me thinking! Why should you all be busting your ass for them? When you could. . .be busting your asses, for me.

[at this point, he stands up on the throne with a grand gesture, spreading his arms]

Neeheehee! That's right folks! I'm officially throwing my hat into the ring! Becoming some demon's lackey is so dull, so I thought, why aim so low? A simple wish, going home. . .why settle. No, no, I intend to become a god. The whole package! I've already have a legion of followers, so this is the natural next step.

So consider this a recruitment breakfast! Oh, and don't worry. Neeheehee, even soon to be gods have to play by the rules! You don't have to put me before your teams or your lovers or your cat or whatever else. Just know that I've got you, when the time comes. . .well, some of you. As god, I'm gonna have to pass a bit of judgement, so not everyone can join. Sowwy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWHO, that could all be bullshit! But come on on down for an Alcheme Brand Fortune~! And see exactly why you should join my faction!


Or just get some free grub and help me brainstorm a name for the new faction. I'm thinkiiiing. High-Cs? Capital C and all my Lowercases!

[as a side note, for everyone he's recruited that doesn't have one yet: they'll find a handstitched bandana outside their unit's door; it's white and checkered with their team colors.]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

...godhood???

[shutthefoxup]

[Pauses mid-bacon]

[worldlyafflictions]

Go for it, boss!

[Toasting him with some toast before he takes a bite, careful not to get crumbs on his new scarf.]

[iamverybadass]

[ Well. He had been eyeing those deviled eggs and fruit, but his attention snaps to C about halfway through his speech. As always, he looks unimpressed. ]

You can't be serious.

COUNTER LIVE

[hissterics]

[ BLAH BLAH BLAH

She eyes the spread for a moment, tail lashing.

Hits the live button.

Then casually knocks one of the plates off the table ]

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Obviously C isn't here to recruit him, but there's free bacon to be had and quite frankly, Tatsuya's here for it. ]

[inspiteful]

[He found the bandanna and he's wearing it around his arm! And he's here taking bacon and fruitful.]

Pretty ambitious, C.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ ................ he'll just eat his gruel thanks ]


Gods normally bestow a blessing of some kind on their followers. So what are you offering, exactly?

[backstory]

[He's still sick as a dog OTL

But free food.

. . . If he can find something that isn't just sweet and might make him lose his meal.]

You're quite ambitious.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Coming to stand right in front of his crystal throne]

I hear the position is vacant.

[mapsio]

[ ... definitely wearing this bandana as a hair accessory today. ]

Live your best life, boss!

[resonantblue]

[arrived with the bandana tied around her neck like a bow, talking with a mouthful of bacon in her mouth]

Very well. Your ideals are grand, but Silence is feeling too lazy to oppose it right now.

[casually reaches for some fruit, too, thanks]

[columbidaring]

I'm genuinely amazed by how many people you've recruited.

[ LOOKING OUT OVER THE FIELD OF BANDANNAS ]

[foolmetwice]

[totally has the bandanna tied around his upper arm like an armband]

Do our benefits increase when you reach godhood?

[eatsthecanary]

I feel like you're really asking for trouble.

[ also his armband along with a hair ribbon is tied to the barrel of a gun on his back. ]

[unbr8kable]

[munching on some bacon]

Got tired of the perfect crime?

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ walks right past the whole set-up to get his bland idol food. ]

People around here have some low fucking standards.

[liftoft]

[ just gonna stand here and eat your bacon ]

Don't tell me you're gonna move to Zreal too...

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ this is my LITERAL BACKSTORY C ]

I've never heard anything more preposterous!

[rollplayinghouse]

[Wearing a ☆ZRAEL dress and stealing a macaron]

What exactly is the point of this?

[searingedgelord]

[heading to the kitchen to make her own breakfast, thanks]

Your babbling is ruining my appetite.

[holdhandsandsing]

[Eating some bland fish out of his normal rations for obvious reasons, but he'll join the rest of alcheme in watching... all this.

Hm.]

This is the "organization" you were talking about...?

[theyregooddogs]

[getting coffee]

I'll just take a fortune, thanks.

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[Do I get a bandana by proxy]

. . .

Yeah, this sounds fine.

[asonoficeandfire]

[to my knowledge, I'm the only one who has a cat. right?]

...you've mentioned this before, right?

[helping himself to some tea anyway]