LIVE AND LET LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: All and whoever!!
Where: Lobby/Lounge/Kitchen
When: 89 morning!! handwave before or after murder idc he'll be doing this for a while

[guess who was up at ass o'clock cooking and waiting for the cafe to open?? IT'S C, IT'S ALWAYS C

anyway when you come downstairs for breakfast or possibly brunch, there's quite a spread waiting. Most of it choice items from the cafe: macarons, muffins, dainty breakfast sandwiches, tea cakes, and such.

BUT there's also at least a 10 person meal's worth of bacon piled high on plates, deviled eggs, and sliced fruit. A pot of coffee is brewing and tea is made too. There's more of the cafe food, since that's always plentiful, but it looks like he didn't skimp on side items either.

C is dressed slightly less like a gremlin today, having brought down one of the alcheme thrones in the lounge and is well, lounging in it. He flashes a grin]

Gooooooooooood morning my lovely little false idols! How are you feeling? Great? Miserable? A whirlwind of emotions swirling inside you? Good, good!

Well, I've a very special announcement to make! It's been a while since we've all had a real heart to heart, don't you think? We're always going on about oh nooo, I died, oh no my feelings, or oh no demons! Demons are especially soooo boring now. Quick refresher for all you newbies--you're playing this game so those rascals can snatch you up and recruit you! Neeheehee, it looks like they're gearing up for something big. . .

But that got me thinking! Why should you all be busting your ass for them? When you could. . .be busting your asses, for me.

[at this point, he stands up on the throne with a grand gesture, spreading his arms]

Neeheehee! That's right folks! I'm officially throwing my hat into the ring! Becoming some demon's lackey is so dull, so I thought, why aim so low? A simple wish, going home. . .why settle. No, no, I intend to become a god. The whole package! I've already have a legion of followers, so this is the natural next step.

So consider this a recruitment breakfast! Oh, and don't worry. Neeheehee, even soon to be gods have to play by the rules! You don't have to put me before your teams or your lovers or your cat or whatever else. Just know that I've got you, when the time comes. . .well, some of you. As god, I'm gonna have to pass a bit of judgement, so not everyone can join. Sowwy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWHO, that could all be bullshit! But come on on down for an Alcheme Brand Fortune~! And see exactly why you should join my faction!


Or just get some free grub and help me brainstorm a name for the new faction. I'm thinkiiiing. High-Cs? Capital C and all my Lowercases!

[as a side note, for everyone he's recruited that doesn't have one yet: they'll find a handstitched bandana outside their unit's door; it's white and checkered with their team colors.]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

...godhood???

[neigh_sayer]

[HOPS OUT THE THRONE]

Neeheehee, are your surprised? You are! This was my secret plan all along!

[liarliarliar]

Don't you all along me.

[shutthefoxup]

[Pauses mid-bacon]

[neigh_sayer]

Okaaaay, maybe not ALL along, but I've been thinking about it for a while, y'know? Where's the harm in it.

[neigh_sayer]

[DRAPES ACROSS THRONE]

Heeeeey Silver, wanna hear a fortune?

[liarliarliar]

You can be rivals with Intensity I suppose.

[grabs a muffin and a piece of bacon]

[shutthefoxup]

[Arching an eyebrow and biting down on the strip of bacon]

Sure, shoot.

[neigh_sayer]

That's the plan! He can be King of Hell, and I'll rule over Heaven! See, see? It works out.

[liarliarliar]

He's small now, but one day he's going to be really big. Look at those dreams.

[liarliarliar]

Aw, that's cute!

I foresee....ah, a difficult path full of struggle and sacrifice.

[shutthefoxup]

His dreams are too big for his body, they're just bustin' out at the seams.

B. B-boy. Byon. Question.

[neigh_sayer]

Ah ah, you're not the one handing out fortunes today, little brother.

[liarliarliar]

Yeah?

[liarliarliar]

No?

[worldlyafflictions]

Go for it, boss!

[Toasting him with some toast before he takes a bite, careful not to get crumbs on his new scarf.]

[iamverybadass]

[ Well. He had been eyeing those deviled eggs and fruit, but his attention snaps to C about halfway through his speech. As always, he looks unimpressed. ]

You can't be serious.

[shutthefoxup]

What percent of this live is serious and for real?

[neigh_sayer]

I foresee a future of chaos and uncertainty if you stay by my side through this! Buuuuuut. . .it'll definitely be interesting, and more than worth it. Neeheehee, what better friend than a god to have on your side, right?

Soooo. You'll stay my bouncer, right?

COUNTER LIVE

[hissterics]

[ BLAH BLAH BLAH

She eyes the spread for a moment, tail lashing.

Hits the live button.

Then casually knocks one of the plates off the table ]

[liarliarliar]

Don't worry about that.

[neigh_sayer]

Nope! As your new overseer, and generally fussy big brother, I demand you take the morning off.

Hmmm, yes, the stars are hitting me with a vision!

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[liarliarliar]

Ah....! MUFFINS!

[GROWS THE PLATE LARGE so the food doesn't fall off of it]

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[worldlyafflictions]

[...






gives her tail a lil yank]

[neigh_sayer]

Thank you, thank you, I'll remember your support when the time of judgment is upon you!

And, I'll even throw in a morning fortune!