SNOWBALL FIGHT LIVE

[liarliarliar]

Who: Everyone
Where: Outside near the hotel
When: Day 83, afternoon

[Someone has created a few snowforts outside and loaded them up with some premade snowballs. Well, probably someones plural. Because the person on the screen is B and he hates work. No, wait. THERE'S HURRICANE!]

"Okay, my dudes, listen up. We got like a ton of free time and mountains of snow, but you know what we're missing? Snowball fights. So stack up your ammo and make a fort, cause this is about to be the best snowball fight you ever saw.

You wanna make the biggest snowball ever? Do it. You wanna sculpt turrets and stuff for your fancy snow tower? Do that, too. Live your winter wonderland dreams, my dudes, and get out here to show us what you got. Whatever it is, it's gonna be awesome, and we totally wanna see it."

[okay back to B now]

Snowmageddon is ready to begin! If you're not up to doing your own work, I and some helpful fellows have premade for you...Snowfort 1! Snowfort 2! And Snowfort C! All ready for instant snowball battle gratification! And of course, I predict at least 450 points for all participants today because not only did I just make a prediction and Hurricane grace you with a speech, but Nemesis has deemed this snowball fight Avante Competition worthy! So get in here, have some fun! And know that I foresee Hurricane as today's big winner! My third eye is sure of it!

[TRIPLE LIVE! Avante competition, HSS Inspiration, and...wait does that weak prediction count for Alcheme?

Just in case it doesn't, B has put some glitter in some of the premade snowballs and maaaybbeee Snowforts 1 and 2 aren't as structurally strong as they should be. Thems pranks, right?]

Comments

[purrrnicious]

[Glittering brilliantly and majestically in the light thanks to a certain loser double and her glitter snowball.]




. . .Okay, whichever jerk brought the glitter snow should just surrender themselves to me now, and I'll consider mercy. Consider. No promises.

[neigh_sayer]

[SMOKEBOMBS]

Ahahahaha! It was me, I'm the culprit! Someone as brilliant as me needs no mercy.

[purrrnicious]

[STARTLES

Followed by a totally smooth recovery pls ignore that her tail is still floofed.]


What? That doesn't even make any sense.

[neigh_sayer]

Of course it does! I want credit for my schemes. Consider it payback for--[wait]

Oh you're a double.

[purrrnicious]

[Wow rude she is a special and unique snowflake ok.]

Watch it. I'm not a double.

[neigh_sayer]

A triple? That's just gonna get confusing!

Well, whatever you are, I stand by what I said.

[liarliarliar]

[...why is C taking the heat for me]

The glitter snow gives you 150 more points.

[purrrnicious]

Yeah, I'm really not that guillible.




[Tosses a snowball right at his face.]

[liarliarliar]

[nailed and yelps]

[purrrnicious]

[Pffhahahaha!]

Man, you're bad at this! Why didn't you call a Live you could actually win in?

[liarliarliar]

Because I have nearly two thousand more points now.

[unbr8kable]

Maybe it's payback for wrecking their snow fort.

[purrrnicious]

[Bristles!]

Maybe I didn't wreck any stupid snow forts.

[unbr8kable]

Mmm, deffo saw some frosty toe beans earlier, so unless they're suddenly two of you running around...

[purrrnicious]

[FFFFFT]

Ugh! How is everyone making that mistake? What, you think I run inside for a costume change every five minutes? She's not me! She's nothing like me!




[They are in fact very much alike.]

[unbr8kable]

...There really are two of you running around? Is nobody here not a failed clone?

[puzzlers]

[ zooms up behind her ala super speed. ] Hey! I never caught your- huh? [ color him surprised. ] I didn't think you'd be able to get hit moving super fast.

[purrrnicious]

[Definitely doesn't shriek and certainly doesn't jump and her fluffed up tail is just a figment of everyone's imagination.]

––!

[purrrnicious]

. . .W-what are you even talking about?

[puzzlers]

[ squints. ]

Didn't we just talk about wreaking havoc?

[ also wasn't she wearing something else a few minutes ago? ]

[purrrnicious]

Wha—no! No! What’s wrong with all you people?! Did you not notice the uniform?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, someone got you good.

[purrrnicious]

. . .

[Just. Shoves some snow in his face.]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Sputters and flails, but he sure is still laughing.]

[purrrnicious]

Ugh, that's it. I'm burying you alive.

[Reaches out to snag his shirt as if she really is going to drag him to the nearest snowdrift and entomb him.]