the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

[FUCK THIS IS BACKFIRING]

Can't you play a prank on me instead.

[liarliarliar]

We need you to HELP me test your idea.

[foolmetwice]

[god damn it]

. . .

[slowly stands up from his booth, but not before dousing his cigarette on the table and leaving a burn mark in its wake]

Don't laugh at me.

[liarliarliar]

I cannot guarantee that.

[foolmetwice]

[grumble grumble grumble. . .]

[but he meanders to the wall and flips himself upside down to stand on his head!! using the wall to brace himself upright so he doesn't fall]

COUNTERLIVE

[liarliarliar]

Oh my, my future vision is stirring! This act of turning things upside down as knocked loose the block on my third eeyyeeee!

[foolmetwice]

[sssswaying a bit, all the blood rushing to his head, but he isn't dizzy just yet]

The dramatics aren't necessary. . .!

[liarliarliar]

[grabs Mars' legs and shakes them]

THE SPIRIT OF FUTURE SIGHT POSSESSES ME

[foolmetwice]

[WAUSIDOPFJAS WAUGH]









[falling over as soon as his balance is upset, faceplanting onto the ground]

[liarliarliar]

[sits on Mars' back]

I see you've a future of regrets where you will ponder perhaps being more careful about how you offer to assist others. You're experience aches and pains today. Your lucky number is nine.

[foolmetwice]

[words muffled against the ground]

. . . why is it nine. . .

[liarliarliar]

Why would it be eight?

[foolmetwice]

Why can't it be seven?

[liarliarliar]

Cuz seven eight nine.

[foolmetwice]

. . . . . . . .

[tries to upend B off of his back]

[liarliarliar]

Ah...!

[thud there he goes]

[foolmetwice]

[sits up, rubbing his forehead as he does so]

Are you satisfied?

[liarliarliar]

Rarely.

[foolmetwice]

[pats B's head]

That's hell for you.

[liarliarliar]

That's hell for everyone, buddy.

[foolmetwice]

Hell sucks.

[said captain obvious]

[liarliarliar]

Maybe we're being punished for being naughty children.

[foolmetwice]

I think that's bullshit. Nobody deserves to be punished like this just because they might've done some shitty things before.

[liarliarliar]

What if I were super evil?

[foolmetwice]

What makes someone "super evil," anyway?