the doctor is IN

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: hotel lobby
When: day 80, morning

[good morning, idols! today Mars has set up a little booth with the following sign hanging out front:]

Are you a person in need? Do you want help? Do you ALSO want points? Come here for free (FREE!!!) advice from an advice pro.

Insert question, receive a genuinely helpful response**, free of charge. Win-win-win scenario!!

** Quality of advice may vary, not responsible for any unintended and less than satisfactory consequences that may stem from acting on said advice.

[WELL, ANYWAY]

[Mars sits with his feet propped on the booth smoking a cigarette, watching as people pass by. he's dressed like a Taisho today in outfit number 5 with his henshin belt around his waist]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

What if I were super evil?

[foolmetwice]

What makes someone "super evil," anyway?

[liarliarliar]

Like. Murdering elementary school orphans.

[foolmetwice]

[wow okay, even for someone with lax morals like Mars, that's pretty shitty]

. . . I don't think you're that kind of guy. . .

[liarliarliar]

I could be the most terrible criminal. We don't know.

[foolmetwice]

You're too soft for that.

[he BELIEVES]

[liarliarliar]

What do you mean about me being soft?

[foolmetwice]

[pokes B's forehead]

You know what I mean.

[liarliarliar]

I'm not soft. I'm strong and heartless! Hey!

[foolmetwice]

You can be strong and soft, I guess.

[liarliarliar]

Can you really be that oh wise one?

[foolmetwice]

I say "yes," and what I say goes in this time of advice giving.

[liarliarliar]

Make some other things true then!

[foolmetwice]

All right. What else do you want to be true?

[liarliarliar]

Make me irresistible.

[foolmetwice]

B is extremely cute and attractive, with a handsome personality and is therefore irresistible. Everyone should want to date him.

[HOW'S THAT]

You heard it here, so it's not the verifiable truth.

[liarliarliar]

[starts laughing but he seems pleased]

[foolmetwice]

You're lucky, too. I don't usually give compliments this freely or easily.

[liarliarliar]

It must be because I'm so irresistible.

[foolmetwice]

Yeah, definitely. We'll go with that.