how we doin, Taisho

[rollplayinghouse]

Who: Taisho (and anyone who wants to check on them)
Where: Taisho dorms
When: Day 66, late morning

[Maki ultimately spent the night at Future is Now, but in the morning she finally takes everyone's advice and returns to Taisho. She is fully grayscale at this point, and also looks... a bit darker, maybe? Like she's standing in a shadow, or someone moved the brightness slider down slightly.

She changes back into a Taisho outfit before coming back to the common area.]

So... does anyone have thoughts on doing better at unit unity.

Comments

[thotcrimes]

You really shouldn't insult your taste that way.

[artificialinelegance]

But I love insulting myself!

[thotcrimes]

If your hobby is masochistic degradation I can always indulge.

[artificialinelegance]

Yeah boy insult me till you get that nut also you're banned from ever talking about sex again I hope you starve you semen demon you fluid druid you jizz wiz you nectar spectre you dairy fairy

[thotcrimes]

I wonder why none of those were on my profile?

[artificialinelegance]

Yeah, they really missed the opportunity. At least mine's got the 'street legal' pun in there.

[thotcrimes]

Amateurish really. Semen Demon would have been perfect.

[artificialinelegance]

You could lodge a formal complaint. Like, 'hey, we're supposed to be playing our roles but how can I reach maximum hoishness if my profile doesn't even tell everyone I'm a actual semen demon'?

[thotcrimes]

To be fair to them I suppose they assumed people would figure that out from context clues. But it really was a lost opportunity.

[artificialinelegance]

Don't they gotta fuck you first to find out?

[thotcrimes]

[Gestures at the horns.]

How many demon types can you say are especially horny?

[artificialinelegance]

I'm going to hit you.

[thotcrimes]

You can hit this whenever you want~

[artificialinelegance]

[ PUNCHES HIM IN THE FUCKING JAW ]

[thotcrimes]

Ow!

[Whines as he staggers back.]

[artificialinelegance]

[ huffs, shaking her hand out ]

You asked for it.

[thotcrimes]

You know what I meant!

[artificialinelegance]

Ummm, actually I'm just a dumb slut? So I don't, like, understand words that well??

[thotcrimes]

Aren't you supposed to be a masochist?

[artificialinelegance]

Pretty sure you know damn well by now that I am.

[thotcrimes]

Yes. So stop trying to sado so hard. Do you want the tsundere trope?? It's so tired and old it rants about walking uphill to school in the snow.

[artificialinelegance]

I'm out here tryna catfish dudes for shits and you're tellin' me to stop bein' a sadist. I can be both, it's a charm point you fuckin' walnut.

[thotcrimes]

You should live an honest life. That'd be cuter.

[artificialinelegance]

You're not my manager, you can't tell me what to do! I like stabbin' dudes and gettin' stabbed by dudes and that's that.

[thotcrimes]

That might be on brand but I'm not buying your nendo if you keep being uncute.