how we doin, Taisho

[rollplayinghouse]

Who: Taisho (and anyone who wants to check on them)
Where: Taisho dorms
When: Day 66, late morning

[Maki ultimately spent the night at Future is Now, but in the morning she finally takes everyone's advice and returns to Taisho. She is fully grayscale at this point, and also looks... a bit darker, maybe? Like she's standing in a shadow, or someone moved the brightness slider down slightly.

She changes back into a Taisho outfit before coming back to the common area.]

So... does anyone have thoughts on doing better at unit unity.

Comments

[thotcrimes]

To be fair to them I suppose they assumed people would figure that out from context clues. But it really was a lost opportunity.

[artificialinelegance]

Don't they gotta fuck you first to find out?

[thotcrimes]

[Gestures at the horns.]

How many demon types can you say are especially horny?

[artificialinelegance]

I'm going to hit you.

[thotcrimes]

You can hit this whenever you want~

[artificialinelegance]

[ PUNCHES HIM IN THE FUCKING JAW ]

[thotcrimes]

Ow!

[Whines as he staggers back.]

[artificialinelegance]

[ huffs, shaking her hand out ]

You asked for it.

[thotcrimes]

You know what I meant!

[artificialinelegance]

Ummm, actually I'm just a dumb slut? So I don't, like, understand words that well??

[thotcrimes]

Aren't you supposed to be a masochist?

[artificialinelegance]

Pretty sure you know damn well by now that I am.

[thotcrimes]

Yes. So stop trying to sado so hard. Do you want the tsundere trope?? It's so tired and old it rants about walking uphill to school in the snow.

[artificialinelegance]

I'm out here tryna catfish dudes for shits and you're tellin' me to stop bein' a sadist. I can be both, it's a charm point you fuckin' walnut.

[thotcrimes]

You should live an honest life. That'd be cuter.

[artificialinelegance]

You're not my manager, you can't tell me what to do! I like stabbin' dudes and gettin' stabbed by dudes and that's that.

[thotcrimes]

That might be on brand but I'm not buying your nendo if you keep being uncute.

[artificialinelegance]

I am super cute, I have a ton of fans, and all of 'em own my nendo so they can either step on it or shank themselves with it. I got broad appeal, that's my deal both here and back home! I belong to the people, I'm whatever they wanna imagine me t'be!

Tldr fuck you, eat a dick.

[thotcrimes]

You realize that's literally what I eat.

[artificialinelegance]

Yes that was the joke please praise me I call it the aristocrats

[thotcrimes]

[Pats her head.]

I'd rather step on you than a lego at least.

[artificialinelegance]

[ did you mean time to visibly tense up ]

10/10 excellent flirting you're a fuckin' genius a master of seduction.