[a group chat]

[columbidaring]

Who: Everyone
Where: Online
When: Late morning 65

[ Everyone gets a whole bunch of phone notifications. ]

E: @here all right
E: @here
E: now that I have your attention
E: A lot of people seem to be suffering from a condition that i do NOT have the medical credentials to identify or name
E: Symptoms include:
E: Colour loss, which is to say complete desaturation, starting at 'pale' and proceeding to 'black and white movie'
E: memory loss of events that happened during our time here
E: we don't currently know causes or cures so just, be careful I guess?
E: If you think you might have it, look in a mirror
E: if you are afraid of mirrors take a selfie and look at it
E: if you're greyscale please ping me or something I want to make a list of everyone affected

E: okay that's all

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[criminaljustice]

Boss: I have a bit more of a theoretical theory than this one...
Boss: but mostly, it was the idea that the guys running this show are more interested in seeing us against each other than not
Boss: and one way to encourage that would be to go after the people who do tend to associate with other units
Boss: bonus points if it's someone avoiding their units because of conflict within said unit
Boss: case in point with Maki and A, at least
Boss: that's why I kept saying you guys were kind of the odd-men out
Boss: so the only thing I can think of is FiN triggered whatever started this
Boss: and it spread via association with you
Boss: so catalyst + Patients Zero
Boss: but I can't figure out what you guys did to trigger things
Boss: so it goes back to "what's the criteria for catching it?"