[a group chat]

[columbidaring]

Who: Everyone
Where: Online
When: Late morning 65

[ Everyone gets a whole bunch of phone notifications. ]

E: @here all right
E: @here
E: now that I have your attention
E: A lot of people seem to be suffering from a condition that i do NOT have the medical credentials to identify or name
E: Symptoms include:
E: Colour loss, which is to say complete desaturation, starting at 'pale' and proceeding to 'black and white movie'
E: memory loss of events that happened during our time here
E: we don't currently know causes or cures so just, be careful I guess?
E: If you think you might have it, look in a mirror
E: if you are afraid of mirrors take a selfie and look at it
E: if you're greyscale please ping me or something I want to make a list of everyone affected

E: okay that's all

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: Of course I'm going to fucking sass you. Just because I'm a born again amnesiac doesn't mean I don't know who I am. The sass will die with me on my fucking death bed.

[columbidaring]

E: go put on your best lab coat, get Angel a matching one, and have her be your lab assistant as you all do a really intense involved experiment
E: thats my best play right now
E: short of 'half the units volunteer to be career villains and start chasing the rest of us with axes'

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: If that was all it took, why were B and Hurricane affected?
CEO: Aren't they the fucking 1% with the number of Lives and Counter-Lives they do?

[columbidaring]

E: B has lots of off-team uniforms
E: I think Hurricane spends a lot of time with his Avante friend