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Who: Anyone + Ouma!
Where: An Evening Live Everywhere!! And then Vidroom possibly.
When: Day five, evening

[Trying to wind down after that day of socializing? TOO BAD, AS A BLAST OF SMOKE SUDDENLY APPEARS BEHIND YOU and also the Live App is very much On]

It's that time again! What does your fortune hold! Love! Truth! Secrets! Lies! I can tell your future just by looking in your eyes!

[If you're not too busy rubbing them due to all the smoke.

But there's an ulterior motive to this late day Live!! And eventually C is gonna be knock knock knockin' on Bad End's door OPEN UP SUCKERS]

((OOC: [ETA THE PLAYER IS SUPER TIRED TBH AND PROBABLY WON'T START NEW THREADS BUT WILL PICK UP WHAT'S CURRENTLY HERE I LOVE YALL]))

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He has literally an infinite supply and will have them for the foreseeable future.

Duly noted.

Who are you? Gremlin's assistant?

I'm his older brother. You can call me E!

I see the letter theme continues.

So I heard a rumor about a mysterious sixth unitmate named F. Does she exist? I was told to confirm with someone on your team.

Oh, F? She's real all right! She doesn't get out much. The small and quiet type.

She doesn't have a profile.

Maybe it's a glitch...? Not even my divinations can figure out exactly how profiles are assigned or what's in 'em.

. . .

Does she have a phone?

We usually lend her one of ours if she needs it! Maybe if we buy her one she'll get a profile.

[YOU'RE ALL BULLSHITTING HIM? RIGHT? HOW CAN SOMEONE EXIST WITHOUT A PROFILE? AAAAAAAH]

Then I want to request a certain type of prediction.

Of course! Request away.

Who's going to win the next game?

I feel like it would be pretty unethical of me to reveal something like that...

A forbidden prediction. Interesting.

What are you able to predict?

I can do readings on the past, the present, the future! I can tell you what dates and times are auspicious or inauspicious, or whether a certain action is going to be lucky or unlucky. But the trouble of telling the future too precisely is that once you know, you can change it, you know?

Of course. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

[Considers his options]

I'll take a reading of the present.

The present it is!

[ SPREADS OUT SOME TAROT CARDS ]

Choose six!

[Chooses every other card starting from the left until six have been chosen]

Okay, here we go. This one reflects you right now.

[ XVII. The Star ]

This one is about hope and faith. So you have faith in something, whether it's destiny, or God, or even just in yourself. It also means that that faith will eventually lead you to a tranquil period of good luck and stuff.

. . .

Continue.

Next one! This one is what you want out of your current situation, in a nutshell.

[ XI. Justice ]

So, this one means that you want a fair and correct outcome of the situation that you're currently in, no matter what it is. It also means that you think that you're in the absolute moral right and any decision that DOES get made should be made in your favour because of it.

Take out the word moral, and I'm right there with you.

Morals are relative, of course...

Okay, let's see fears and problems working against you.

[ XXI. The World ]

Okay, so this one basically means... don't lose hope. Victory is really close as long as you keep fighting and don't give up.

Is this a fortune telling or a pep talk?

[Reaching out to pick up "The World" card. That seemed accurate at least]

Why not both? But The World is all about completion and success, so having it show up in a reading is a good thing.