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[eatsthecanary]

Who: whisky and YOU?!
Where: LOBBY
When: day 47 evening

[ Whisky is sitting on one of the lobby couches holding a hairbrush. with a sign propped up next to him ]

THIS IS A GROOMING LIVE

I'LL BRUSH HAIR BUT NOTHING ELSE

[ which apparently needed to be on the sign but not spoken in words because he's just waiting for people to approach him ]

Comments

[eatsthecanary]

The cat was me.

[ gestures to his own lynx ears ]

[knightceties]

What! How?

[eatsthecanary]

Wild City can turn into animals.

[knightceties]

Why would you decide to turn into such a funny-looking cat?

[eatsthecanary]

Lynxes don't look funny.

[knightceties]

Your tail's too short and your head's too small.

[eatsthecanary]

The tail's short so it doesn't get in the way.

[knightceties]

Normal cats have long tails and they don't have any problems.

[eatsthecanary]

Do you know that?

[knightceties]

[nods firmly]

I've definitely seen a cat with a long tail without any problems.

[eatsthecanary]

Well.

It probably works fine for lynxes.

[knightceties]

[nodnod]

Your other charm points make up for the tiny tail.

[eatsthecanary]

Which charm points would those be?

[knightceties]

Fluffiness!

[eatsthecanary]

So that balances it out.

[knightceties]

That's true. People would be too distracted to care about your stubby little tail.

[eatsthecanary]

Maybe someone with better taste would think the little tail is cute too.

[knightceties]

Ahaha, are you worried? Don't worry, Mr. Kitty, I'm sure there's someone who mind it out there for you~

[eatsthecanary]

I already know some people who like the way I look.

[knightceties]

I meant someone who wouldn't mind you as a cat.

[eatsthecanary]

I meant that too.

[knightceties]

Ehhhh... To think people with that kind of taste really exist...

[eatsthecanary]

What, good taste?

[knightceties]

There's truly someone out there for everything, huh.