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[hypokriticoath]

Who: alcheME! & guests
Where: alcheME! dorms
When: Day 507 - Morning!

[ good morning wizards 🪄,
hope you're ready for some newbies! ]

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[threatmewted]

Great, did we get a straight up psycho this time?

[Hi dude, there's a girl with wings here.]

1/2

[hypokriticoath]

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[hypokriticoath]

[ his arms are both free now ( and one of his wings too ) so it's more of a jacket at the moment, but the comment earns a chuckle. ] That's Dr. Psycho to you.

[threatmewted]

Oh, a mad scientist. Even better.

[hypokriticoath]

I'm glad you agree. [ two can play the sarcasm game. ] I'm Dottore, though I'll be going by α outside the dorm and D🚑 inside the dorm.

[threatmewted]

Damnbulance.

[hypokriticoath]

You have to admit it's quite fun to say.

[threatmewted]

You know what? Sure, why not. We've already got a guy named I, so it's not like it can get much dumber than that.

[hypokriticoath]

[ dottore can't help but to laugh. ] I'm glad me and my name managed to land just above that.

[threatmewted]

Barely.

[hypokriticoath]

It's still something. And you are?

[threatmewted]

X. Short and sweet.

[hypokriticoath]

[ dottore just smirks. look, he can't help it if he enjoys added flair. ] Is there anything I should know about AlcheME! ? I heard about the last game, and how poorly it went, and that as a result we may not be playing as... nicely...

[threatmewted]

Oh, yeah. Apparently future is now, Heart Soldier Senshi, Bad End Dead End, and Zrael all sent us poison last time. So, y'know. That's only like, a third of everyone here.

[hypokriticoath]

And they even sent little love notes, is that true too? [ he's talking about the recordings that accompanied the poisons. ] I look forward to making them pay in any way I can manage. In game with a loss or out of game with a... prank.

[threatmewted]

...

You know what? I take it back. Welcome to the team.

[hypokriticoath]

Hahaha, thank you.

Would you like to help me cook up something for a little prank Live?

[threatmewted]

Sure, why not? Might as well keep everyone on their toes.

[hypokriticoath]

Let me know what you think about this. [ he takes out his phone. he had been looking through the shop earlier and found these strange little barreled monkeys. a toy, obviously. ] What if we were to bring these little things to life... and then make them huge? They're normally pretty mischievous, no? so I doubt there's really much we have to do after that.

We can probably see if any of the monsterfied idols want to wrangle any of them... counter-Lives and all of that. And maybe use Self-Fulfilling Prophecy to screw around with some of the units that sent us poison. You know... just so they're a little less successful.

[threatmewted]

[Snickering.]

Sounds fun. Plus, it's a chance to test out our new abilities.

[hypokriticoath]

Oh? Had they changed recently?

[threatmewted]

Yup. So you'll get to help us experiment with 'em.

[hypokriticoath]

Not even I could say no to that. It's the perfect opportunity to bond as a unit.

Do you think one barrel will be enough? [ don't mind him attempting to make a purchase with points he doesn't have. there's usually another harbinger in charge of all of the mora, and he's generally pretty shit at managing his own funds besides. ] Or should we get a couple... we don't want this to be too tame.

[threatmewted]

Wait, don't tell me... you're interested in unit bonding?

[Wow, way to sound lame and like you care!!]

[hypokriticoath]

[ he looks up from his phone. ] It's an unfortunate side effect of enjoying the same kinds of things, I'm afraid, [ solemnly shakes his head. ] and it's highly contagious, so you better be careful or soon you'll be giving a shit too. [ cracks an obnoxious smile, a laugh following suit. ]

But I digress... [ mostly. ] We're on the same unit now and that can mean everything or it can mean nothing, but you had said it yourself, we should all experiment, so if that means using our new abilities to play a harmless little prank with a splash of spite, all while hav^ing fun ^toge^ther, [ dottore shrugs. ] then who are we to deny ourselves?