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[hypokriticoath]

Who: alcheME! & guests
Where: alcheME! dorms
When: Day 507 - Morning!

[ good morning wizards 🪄,
hope you're ready for some newbies! ]

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[threatmewted]

Wait, don't tell me... you're interested in unit bonding?

[Wow, way to sound lame and like you care!!]

[hypokriticoath]

[ he looks up from his phone. ] It's an unfortunate side effect of enjoying the same kinds of things, I'm afraid, [ solemnly shakes his head. ] and it's highly contagious, so you better be careful or soon you'll be giving a shit too. [ cracks an obnoxious smile, a laugh following suit. ]

But I digress... [ mostly. ] We're on the same unit now and that can mean everything or it can mean nothing, but you had said it yourself, we should all experiment, so if that means using our new abilities to play a harmless little prank with a splash of spite, all while hav^ing fun ^toge^ther, [ dottore shrugs. ] then who are we to deny ourselves?

[threatmewted]

Wow. Didn't take long for the brainrot to get ya, huh?

Well, whatever. I'm down for pulling some pranks for points.

[hypokriticoath]

[ spreads one of his dark feathered crow wings, signifying at least one of his corruptions. ] It's been eating at me for a while already. But, in all seriousness, being a unit does mean something to me. Although I wasn't present for the harm you suffered in the last game I'd still like to see those four units pay... and with interest.

Great! My phone seems to be malfunctioning. [ going to hold it out for her to help him with it. ] Let's get a couple of barrels.

[threatmewted]

You mean you can't buy anything because you don't have points? That's a you problem, not the phone.

1/3

[hypokriticoath]

[hypokriticoath]

. . .

[hypokriticoath]

[ looks from her to the phone and then to her again. ]

Can I get some funding then?

[threatmewted]

[SIGH.]

How much are they?

[hypokriticoath]

100.

[threatmewted]

Each?

[hypokriticoath]

[ looks at the listing. ] It looks like they come in packs of 2.

[threatmewted]

I could buy a whole new outfit for that.

[But she'll transfer him 100 points, even if she's grumbling.]

[hypokriticoath]

I think your wardrobe will survive. And besides, it'll be worth it to see just what sort of chaos these little creatures will wreak.

[threatmewted]

Never say I didn't do anything for ya.

So? Are we doing this, or what?

[hypokriticoath]

I would never dream of saying that, X.

I can already tell you do plenty for the unit as a whole.

Absolutely. And let's see if we can't make a profit in the process.

[threatmewted]

[Wow how could you imply she does in fact give a shit about the people here.]

Yeah, whatever. Let's just go already.

[hypokriticoath]

Hahahehe. [ now it's out there. DEAL WITH IT. ]