let's get drunk taishos

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Who: TAISHOS
Where: TAISHO
When: 486 post game

[ What better way to spend points for a victory than to buy booze? Absolutely none. So here he is ready to get wasted ]

All right if you've got anything to say, you guys have 30 minutes to tell me anything of importance. After that I definitely won't be sober.

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[auguryofinnocence]

Well, if you think about it, doesn't it encompass all of them? You are full of yourself because of all those other things I love about you.

[temperedinpride]

Hm, that I am always right and know so much?

[auguryofinnocence]

Oh, I adore that. Especially when you are wrong in actuality, but simply must be right regardless.

[temperedinpride]

I've never been wrong.

[auguryofinnocence]

Ahh, wonderful. That's right dear, never once except constantly.

[He laughs and nuzzles Lahabrea's face. Which means smearing some of that gore on him. But he also signed up for that when he married a demon?]

[temperedinpride]

[Well he doesn't seem to mind.]

You seem to be mistaking never.

[auguryofinnocence]

Am I? I just know what the things you say really mean.

[temperedinpride]

And exactly what do the things I say really mean?

[auguryofinnocence]

Well in this case, you say you are always right and never wrong - but of course, I know that you are wrong constantly and simply cannot handle ever being wrong. You are too used to your position of authority and all those students and colleagues telling you that you are right.

And even more so that you are a senior citizen set in his ways. How could you ever be wrong, you know better than any of us young people. Yet anyone like that is always out of touch with reality and the times.

So I suppose the things you say really mean that you are a relic and should just sit back and let your much, much younger husband do all the thinking?

[temperedinpride]

...Oh my, is that so? Well then, my much, much younger husband, I suppose you'll have to do the thinking for me.

And what will you have me do, following you around docilely?

[auguryofinnocence]

Perhaps. Shall I lead you around by the hand and listen to all your nonsense while saying "yes, dear, of course dear, there, there, dear"...? And of course wipe soup from your chin and the like.

[temperedinpride]

At the moment I believe you are the messy eater, sweetie.

[auguryofinnocence]

I wasn't eating, just playing.

[temperedinpride]

Mmhm? And would eating result in any less blood all over you, my dear?

[auguryofinnocence]

It would involve much more. But then, that is the point.

[temperedinpride]

Of course. But the point remains.

[auguryofinnocence]

Not at all, I don't need to be cleaned up if there is blood dripping down my front. That is how I eat!

[temperedinpride]

No? What terrible double standards.

[auguryofinnocence]

Oh, are you learning to consume your food through your flesh?

[temperedinpride]

Hmm, well I might?

[auguryofinnocence]

My, how impressive. You can teach an old man new tricks.

[temperedinpride]

Mmhm? You forget I rarely need to eat.

[auguryofinnocence]

Oh, I remember that. But you do, and regularly here, at least. So that is hardly relevant, is it?

[temperedinpride]

My, I didn't know you fantasized so about my senility.

[auguryofinnocence]

Fantasized? I don't know about that. But I do tell you you're old and senile quite often, don't I?