maxxximumeffort: (Comic 34)

FUCK YEAH IT IS

[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-22 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine, I'm good. I just have fifty different clues about my life and I'm trying to, you know, comprehend each one all at once which is impossible. I was in love! She's dead. I missed her so much I think my heart might have stopped because of that instead of a bullet? And then I was saved, and I was so happy, and I completely murder people and I'm a mutant and a superhero oh my FUCK what if WE were best friends and we don't even know?!

[personal profile] hashtagaesthetic 2018-06-22 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[your face is also incredibly fucked up, but one way to put that into easy perspective is THE REST OF THE FUCKING MEMORY so like, yeah. not even gonna think about that now OR later. whoooo gives a shit.]

Try and take it a little slower, maybe? You don't need to process it all at once.
maxxximumeffort: (Eugh)

[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-22 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how to stop.

Fuck, I need some cocaine.

[personal profile] hashtagaesthetic 2018-06-22 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if we could buy that with points...
maxxximumeffort: (Comic 39)

[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-22 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's find out!

[HE JUST GETS UP RIGHT NOW]


[THEN SITS DOWN]

Uggh no my kids...

[personal profile] hashtagaesthetic 2018-06-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[shit that's a good point]

Trying for role model?
maxxximumeffort: (sQUINT)

[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-23 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus fuck no, I think we are well beyond that. Just trying for not abject fuckup.

[personal profile] hashtagaesthetic 2018-06-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Fair. Doing my best on that front, too. So I guess cocaine is out.