liarliarliar: (Trying to be for you what you wanna see.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
That part is your problem.
crossmyheartandhope: Oh I'm still alive (That's betting on his last dime)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could swing it really hard against the table.
liarliarliar: (It's uncanny yeah you'd think it was me.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
If it goes wrong I will happily blame you. Go for it.
crossmyheartandhope: (I've been running all my life)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You got it!

[This probably looks ridiculous. He is still slamming this thing against the side of the table, hard as he can. Crack!]
liarliarliar: (We're a multimedia project!)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hurricane is so strong!!
crossmyheartandhope: My way to you (Making my way away away)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Not strong enough - here goes again!

[SLAM - and this time the pieces of candy go splintering off and skittering over the floor.]
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Now it's dirty.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Five second rule.

[Going to start collecting this thing off the floor.]
liarliarliar: (Sit down in our thinking chair and think)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I suppose we must make due.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm still breathing on my own)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
It'll totally taste the same.

[Offering out an armful of candy shards.]
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[takes them

f...floor candy....]

I'll share them with my unit.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll cash in for a tool box or something. Then next time we can do it the right way.

[He is totally gathering up more floor candy and popping a piece in his mouth. Mmm, floor candy.]
crossmyheartandhope: (Oh I'm still alive)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
You wanna do a bag of chips, too? Then you can just grab an armful of giant chips and use em to haul out the candy.
liarliarliar: (Sit down in our thinking chair and think)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come again later with some plates.
crossmyheartandhope: My way to you (Making my way away away)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Salty snacks not your thing?
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to get my cape greasy.
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's it?

I can just carry em.
crossmyheartandhope: (I've been running all my life)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not?
Edited 2018-06-22 01:37 (UTC)
liarliarliar: (Sit down in our thinking chair and think)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Chips it is, big strong man.

Ah, open the bag first though.
crossmyheartandhope: (That's for the restless)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. Good call.

[Actually this. Might take a second because he's trying not to use the other hand.]
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-06-22 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[...gonna reach over and do it]
crossmyheartandhope: (Just shine a light into the wreckage)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2018-06-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.