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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
We're both meat. Living meat. Symmetry is overrated. If I'm cured-- You don't get to... to save my life with time travel just for me, and say you'll stick around, and be the first guy I just beeline to when I remember nothing, and call yourself a piece of meat now. That is true only literally and in spirit.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's also in my profile. The fuckers knew. Plus, I... guess I do keep a teddy bear.

[As for the time travel - that was a lot to unpack. His instinct was to ask why, but it was a question as callous as it was easy to answer: obviously because he cared about Wade. Apparently more than his family - or was he really that self sacrificing that he'd give up ever seeing them again to reverse that fatal mistake?

He was awkwardly quiet for a moment, then:]

...You meant a lot t'me, huh. I mean-- we meant a lot. To each other.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Yeah. Yeah, we did.

[ha!! He fell SO HARD in love in that memory. And he has such a raging crush now! After NO MEMORIES!!! And Wire has so much scarring. Impossibly painful looking scarring, cracks and fissures instead of overboiled and gnarled. He wants to know everything about him and he wants to know everything about VANESSA, Vanessa was so important and hot and D knows he loves Wire because he felt how he felt for Vanessa, and Vanessa was dead, is Wire going to die? over my fucking dead body again. first. FIRST

he's back to sputtering]

Shit, I'm um, starting to understand why people in movies just make out when they've just been traumatized. Like whaat, you think it'd ruin the mood! Just kidding, I'm learning very quickly my mood is never, ever ruined, ever. This is absolutely a net positive! Check us out, besties finding each other again after amnesia. That's. SO romantic. Are you sure you don't hear this music? The lyrics really fit us.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably thanks to the fact that he only watched the memory, rather than actually experiencing it, but Wire's not feeling that high. The confusion's still lingering, keeping him sober. Wife and daughter...?

He sighed.] Still not hearing anything, but... Fine. We're best friends. That explains... some things.

But you do have bad moods. You just had one. Just 'cause you bounce back doesn't mean nothing upsets you.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Hey how do you feel about stalking? Light stalking. Soft stalking. Huge turn off?
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're asking for permission to stalk me.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
What if you sense me and think shenanigans are afoot other than that wacky Double Down is at it again? We can be low stress about this.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Putting aside this stupid question for a second--]

You're still going by Double Down? Not Wade?
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
I just need the existential-levels down a fffewwww notches. We could hug again, I found that extremely emotionally healthy. Do you think if your desert sahara skin and my overboiled cabbage skin rubbed up on each other it would make a weird rubbery noise? Because I really want to test that.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wade is much easier to say when I'm pissed, by the way.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Uhh, if I didn't still have a semi from the huge memory rush I just had that's a huge boost in your favor.

--I don't know your name yet. We're starting new lives and new families together and it's not even the first time we've done it. So -- yeah, this is Wade and HUGE BLANK's bag, I'm fine with Wade but not yet. Not until I know what your name is. Brock. God I hope it's Brock.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff. Well, that was weirdly thoughtful of him.]

Okay. Double Down... [He paused to think.]

I don't think I could stop you from bein' you. But if you wanna stalk me, you're my new training exercise. That's full grounds stomp you if I spot your ass.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[...

Just. Helplessly brightens up.]

Fuck, you really do roll with the punches.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
We've got cameras on us 24/7, privacy's already an illusion.

Making the best outta your current conditions... that's what a soldier does. Or whatever fucked up cyborg time cop I was.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm hmm. That's some hot aim, tiger.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't try gettin' yourself killed again. Okay?
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Can't take a somber cyborg dream hunk for granted.

Call me D for now. Family calls me D.
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[personal profile] fiberoptic 2018-06-21 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
D, then.

... So you think Cable or Wire sounds better?
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-22 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I guess if you ever get me moaning we can see which one sounds sexier, honeybunch.